[DIA] (BFDI x II) A Black Hole living on Earth

Mouse, Cat and Dog

Normal P.O.V:

It was now lunch time both Black Hole and Tree with Rodrick get their lunches and meet with the other Death P.A.C.T.ers at one of the tables. Remote and Bottle are seen playing with a robotic canine of sorts, Marker also has his own pet that he's playing with while the others are simply having a chat and/or eating.

Black Hole: Hey guys, I see some of you have pets too.

Liy: I would have a pet too if my apartment allowed pets...

Remote: Black Hole, here's my puppy Zoomer!

Remote picks up her robotic dog and holds it to Black Hole to see, he even pats it on the head.

Black Hole: Aww that's a cute dog. Who's a good boy?

Liy: Uh okay you guys do know that's just a toy righ-?

Black Hole: Shhh... let her believe what she wants.

Pen: Wow I didn't know Wood peckers can be pets.

Tree: Well they actually aren't meant to be domesticated, Rodrick is only in my care because he imprinted on me.

Black Hole: You told me that, but what exactly does it mean?

Tree: It's something lots of baby animals do when they're born but to make it simple he believes I'm his mother.

Lightning: Oh so you raised him from an egg?

Tree: Kind of. It was a Wednesday, five years ago. I was going home from school when from a small bush under a tree I heard something cry, upon checking I found a baby woodpecker no less then 4 days old on the ground dirty and hungry, I did check the tree for his nest that he must've fallen out from and looked around for his mother but it didn't look like she was coming back for him anytime soon.

Bottle: Oh no the poor little guy... :(

Tree: My thoughts exactly, I didn't want to leave him to die so I took him in to nourish and save. After consistent research on what pileated woodpeckers needed to grow I cleaned and fed him until he was big enough and even learned to fly. Then like intended I tried to release him back into the wild, but he kept coming back to me, I was quick to find out that I was stuck with him and that's how I got Rodrick.

Pen: Okay, that is very wholesome. 

Lighting: Ugh, Marker your mole got into my bag again!

Marker: Sorry, Speckles just likes to explore.

Lightning: That's probably why Foldy and Stapy tell you to keep him in the back yard.

Black Hole: Do you and Pillow have any pets Bottle?

Bottle: I have a goldfish at home named Nemo.

Pillow: I ounce had a newt.

Lighting: "Had"? What happened to it?

Pillow: .... 

Pillow: Toilet.

Black Hole: I- ... I don't wanna know... 0_0'

Pen: Yeeeaahh... me neither- WAAH!!!

Pen turns around and suddenly jumps onto the table screaming in high pitch when a big intimidating looking dog sat behind him and attempts to get closer until it's leash was tugged on.

Scary looking dog: *growls*

Fanny: BEAR, DOWN!

The dog gets back down and Fanny comes up and sits with the others, she then pulls out a short string of sausages and tosses it down for Bear to munch on.

Pen: Fanny? That mutt is YOURS?

Bottle: I didn't know you had a dog.

Fanny: Yeah, well that's because I just got him a few days ago. Bubble believes that a pet would be emotionally helpful for me so I got this guy from a shelter. He and I share a few things in common, (we were both abused by our former caretakers...)

Tree: Interesting, what breed is he?

Fanny: He's mostly Tibetan Mastiff but he has plenty of Rottweiler in him too, so his behavior could potentially switch depending on the situation.  

Pie: You know Fanny a big dog is a big responsibility. Are you sure you can handle it?

Fanny: I've done my research, I know what I'm doing. And besides, Bubble is also there to help me out if I have any-

Fanny gets interrupted when two while mice run under the table chased by a while & brown oriental shorthair cat wearing a pink bow on it's tail and a silver bell. The pursuit still goes on followed by Test Tube trying to stop the cat, meanwhile Bear gets incredibly focused on the cat and starts growling.

Bear: Grrrrr....

Fanny: Bear... don't you dare-

In a second Bear books it for the cat taking Fanny (cuz she has his leash tied to her) along with him.

Bear: BARK BARK BARK! BARK BARK!!

Fanny: AHHHHH I HATE WHEN THIS HAPPENS!!!!!

Marker: OH NOO!

Black Hole: We gotta stop this madness! 

Black Hole pulls up his hood and flies after the animals as they end up making slight mess and even knocking over a table or two. The mice and cat run in between Mic's legs starting her and then gets spun by bear and nearly dropping her lunch.

Mic: WOAH! 

Black Hole: Mic, glove me!

Mic: Uh okay.

She throws Black Hole a pair of this gloves which he puts on and flies after Bear, grabs Fanny and puts her on Bear's back. She holds onto the collar as to not fall over again and tries to stop him.

Fanny: AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEAAAAAAAA!!!!! Huh! Woah!

Black Hole: Hold on Fanny!

Fanny: BEAR HEEL! HEEL! 

Bear: Grrrr!

Fanny: GGRRRRRRRRRRR!

After showing the dog Fanny wasn't threatened by him Bear comes to a screeching halt, meanwhile the two mice are then swiped by Black Hole and held away from the cat which he has in the other hand.

Cat: YEOOOWLLL.

Black Hole: Easy kitty, I'm the last thing you'd want to swat at.

Cat: *hiss*

Black Hole* *HIIIIIISSSS* 

Cat: mew...

Black Hole: That's what I thought.

Test Tube: Pinky, Brain thank science you two are safe! Thank you so much Black Hole.

Black Hole: No problem Test Tube, now where's your owner mister...

Saw: Mr. Twinkles! Mr. Twinkles, where'd you go!?

Black Hole: Is this yours?

Saw: Mr. Twinkles! There you are, don't you ever run away from me again young man!

Black Hole and Fanny get back with this other and clean up on the way.

Black Hole: That was insane...

Pen: Yeah, I see why schools don't usually let pets in now.

*RIIIIING*

Later on today school was out and everyone with their pets headed home.

~To be Continued~

(Author's NOTE: Thanks for the idea of Marker having a mole lida_on_Spiked_OJ)