[DIA] (BFDI x II) A Black Hole living on Earth

Pi(e) Day

Pie's P.O.V:

*ALARM ALARM ALRAM*

Pie: *stops alarm* Five more minuets...

Hi, surprising to have this chapter narrated from me right? Oh well, I'm not a fame person per se, but this IS my day after all in both ways my birthday and Pi day. Funny and coincidental. 

Being my birthday Pi Day is my day and I do what i like, I don't let anyone else control me let's just say I can get pretty wild. ;)

My day started off pretty simple, I then went out to hit up the grocery store. I pick up some saltine crackers usually, a bit of cheese oh! And some food for my pet lizard, getting low on that. I then went over to my favorite taco place for a special meal, really treat myself. It tastes really good with a squeeze of lime, you should try it. After that, I take a peaceful walk through the town, I was expecting to run into my friends of Death P.A.C.T. over the course of my walk but instead I run into a powerful being that seems to have beef with me. For some reason...

Pie: Do da-do-do, do, do- What the..?

???: YOU.

Pie: Me?

Pi: You think you can steal MY day? PI DAY? Well for that, you must pay!

Pie: Can't we just settle this with a game of chess and be on our way? 

Pi: What why would we-? Ugh never mind, you assemble your team and I'll assemble mine. We settle this in an hour. 

Pie: A team? Chess is a two-player game.

Pi: STOP TRYING TO MAKE IT CHESS!

Pie: You're being irrational! 

Cheesy in the background creates a rimshot to my joke leaving the number stunned silent. 

Pi: ... Okay, that was extremely clever. I've never heard that before, we don't need to fight buddy.

Pie: Yay for friendship.

Pi: I was kidding. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'm going to personally murder you. 0u0

Pie: Aw shucks.

31.4 minuets later...

Pie: Okay! I've assembled you guys to be part of my team, some of best friends in the whole world-

Snowball: Who are you?

Basketball: I'm flattered Pie, I really am but.... I don't think we've ever.. talked.

Pie: That's why you're my best friends. 

Banana Apple: YES! YES YES YES YES YES! I'm SO excited, this will be legendary. 

Banana Apple spins on his head as Golf Ball watches in utter confusion.

Golf Ball: What is this creature?  

Pie: You don't remember him?

Basketball: We JUST him!

Pi: BOOP! Time's up!

Golf Ball: Mr. Pi, the other Pie has been ZERO help. What are we doing here?

Pi: We're going to war, only the strong will survive. 

SB and BA: YEAH!

Basketball: WHAT-!?

Pi: But first...

In an instant we are all sent into a classroom, Pi has a uniform and starts teaching us about pi. I already know everything about the constant, even all the digits so I just sat quietly and ignored him.  That is until Snowball reached out to me with a piece of paper he even fell over from his desk because of the distance, I was able to take his note which read "Golf Ball is a DORK." I was confused what he was on about when Pi called at me.