[DIA] (BFDI x II) A Black Hole living on Earth

Date Night pt1

Normal P.O.V: 

Tree exits the elevator and heads back to Black Hole's apartment, he appears proud of himself for something when he opens the door he finds Black Hole watching two handymen putting in a new window. Black Hole notices that his boyfriend is back and greets him with a hug.

Black Hole: Tree, you're back. Look what I finally managed to do.

Tree: Yeah, I see it. Now the place won't be so drafty.

Black Hole: Thanks so much for the help fellas.

Handymen: ...

Black Hole: *whispers* Uh why are they still standing here?

Tree: *whispers back* You have to give them a tip.

Black Hole rummages through his pockets.

Black Hole: *siiigh* I'm uh tapped out again...

Tree: I got it.

After that Tree helps Black Hole put up a set of curtains he bought for him.

Tree: So, I have some good news.

Black Hole: Oh really, What news are they?

Tree: I'm getting my old house fixed! I got help from Yellow Face's Box of Paper Slips and paid for repairs in advance.

Black Hole: Box of Paper Slips huh? I think I saw the ad for that once.

Tree: I did to, honestly I was surprised it actually worked. Though I think I'll only use it if I ever get into a financial emergency like this. As I say it's better to earn then to take the quick way every time.

Black Hole: Those are some wise words. (Pretty sure that's the intended purpose of the BoPS though.) So you'll be heading back now?

Tree: Well not right now, my house won't be completely rebuilt for a couple weeks then I'll be back on my feet. I'll say this though I enjoyed my time here with you so far.

Black Hole: That's good to hear. Hey so uhh.. Gelatin's Steakhouse is finally repaired, I was thinking maybe you and I could uh go.. there.. together tomorrow night...

Tree can tell that Black Hole was offering a date, especially with the stutter as that was how asking Black Hole out almost went.

Tree: *chuckle* Sure, I'd love to.

Black Hole: That's great. Well, I got some eh errands to run see ya.

Tree: Later Black Hole.

Meanwhile Pen, Match, Eraser and Pencil and standing over each other's shoulders to try to see through Black Hole's window.

Match: Yipe! Keep it like, steady Eraser.

Eraser: Whatever. What's the big deal about Tree and Black Hole dating anyhow?

Match: Ugh, are you really that like dense? It's a love between them that almost like forbidden, you can like totally expect anything from a space creature and earthling romance!

Pencil: Quit squabbling you two! How is it Pen, did Black Hole muster the courage to ask him out like you and Liy suggested?

Pen: It looks like it. WOAH WOAH!

Pen, Match, Pencil & Eraser: AAAAHHH!

*faint thud*

Tree: Huh? 

Tree looks out the new window to see nothing, after shrugging off what he heard he closes the curtains. Little had he looked down to find the four objects laying on the ground due to a lack of balance.

The next night~

Black Hole paced around the living room for Tree to finish getting dressed in the bathroom, once Tree comes out he is sporting a dark green unbuttoned button-up with a grey t-shirt with a peace sigh under and brown khakis. 

Tree: Ok I'm ready- snrk! 

Black Hole: What..?

Tree: Is that a bowtie?

Black Hole: Oh uhh Yeah? I heard that nice clothing are appropriate for a date but all I had are hoodies so...

Tree: Hahaha, you silly thing we're going to a simple restaurant, not an extravagant one. Just a clean hood is fine.

Black Hole: Oh....  \  T

Tree: No you can keep the bowtie on, I like it. C'mon let's go.

The two lovers make their way to Gelatin's Steakhouse, little had they notice they were followed by a few of their fellow Death P.A.C.T.ers Remote, Liy, Lightning, Pie and Pen. Once there they are brought to their table which is outside in the back. Mic soon shows up on a small stage for a classic guitar solo.

Black Hole: I swear I see that woman perform everywhere.

Tree: Have you seen her on the streets playing the spoons in front of a hat?

Black Hole: Well no.

Tree: Then you don't see her perform everywhere.

Waiter: Welcome to our steakhouse sirs, may I take your orders?

Tree: Sure, I'll take... the Classic salad, how about you Black Hole?

Black Hole: Hmmm.... how about the Prime NY strip with those steak fries to split?

The waiter takes the menus and walks off leaving the two in a awkward silence.

Black Hole: So, what now?

Tree: We could talk about some stuff. I'll start, have you gotten to see the other Spirit Trackers movies like Fan recommended? 

Black Hole: Yeah actually, I found a Video Store not far from mt place and got each of the ones I haven't seen. I gotta say, the original was pretty awesome.

Tree: Tell me about it, it was funnier too.

Meanwhile Pen, Liy, Remote, Lightning and Pie were sitting behind the stone fence and shrubs listening in on the lovers.

Liy: *whispers* So are they kissing yet?

Lightning: *whispers* Kissing??? How would they even-

Pen: *quietly giggles* This is exciting.

Remote: *in low volume* Quite, I'm listening...

Black Hole: I'd say my favorite out of the classic Trackers would have to be Clay Stanly.

Pen: WAY TO GO BLACK HOLE, YOU'RE KILLING IT-

Pen quickly gets dragged down by Liy and Lightning.

Liy: DFGHJHFGH Get back down here you idiot!!

Black Hole & Tree: Huh?/What in the-?

Black Hole & Tree: ...........

Black Hole: We're not gonna get to be alone aren't we?  | I

Tree: Not for a quite a while I'm afraid... -_-

~To be Continued~