TIME TO SNOOP

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"Let's overview the suspect list Birdie emailed us." I suggested after we'd made ourselves at home.

"Ten fouh, boss." Aud winked.

"Cuhvuh, no texting youh mommy while on the clock."

"Ya got it, captain flat a-."

"Let me help!" Audrey sprung forward and clamped a hand over Carver's mouth.

I gave him the stink eye before returning my attention to my phone. I tapped on recents and selected dad. On the second ring daddio intercepted the call.

ME- miz culpepper's wishes us to find her brother's body and murderer

ME- now we're pouring over the list of suspects we were given by her assistant

DAD- interestin' case, huh

Me- i wanted to clue you in that Aud joined the case as ouh secretary

ME- it is and we'll have it solved in three minutes

ME- oh and we brought audrey

DAD- audrey

DAD- why did you bring her dear

DAD- you know she's hazardous to places of buisness and hasn't held down a job

ME- she came as our aid

ME- you've said we need one and she volunteered

ME- plus she has knowledge on the client

DAD- her head has to be in it

DAD- we can't afford a law suit

ME- she understands the stakes

DAD- good i trust you have everything under control

ME- talk later dad

DAD- alright bean-pole

DAD- love you

ME- love you too

"So was he pissed?" Audrey spoke without looking up from the tablet she was sharing with Carver.

"Naw, he's fine and dandy as a flowuh in sprin'. He just requested I run important things by him."

"Uhuh." Audrey nodded unconvinced.

"We saw ya cringe and place a hand over youh face, Ray-ray." Carver commented, pupils to the tablet.

I opened my yap, but Audrey shook her head. I rolled my eyes as I dragged my feet towards my desk chair. I plopped down and twisted the chair back and forth.

"Who've ya picked?" I switched topics to air out the unpleasantness.

"The "Iridescent." Carver smirked.

"The bauh? There'll be no drinkin' on the job, Carver." I gave him my best mom stare.

"I believe Cuhve chose it as it's neauhest the hotel." Audrey glanced from her tablet.

"That's quite the name fuh a barf-n-puke. Yet it fits the anesthetic of this place. Do eithuh of you got the list of potential flies?"

"Yes, I just texted you the owner and employee epithets." Audrey grinned with pride.

CALVIN HANSEN

SEX- M

AGE- 27

EYE COLOR- BLUE

HAIR- BLOND

WEIGHT- 245

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