Up in the sky, there was a huge airship shooting lasers, causing havoc in the city, & the leader & her henchmen were sure enjoying themselves. The leader was tan & had a crack on the left side of her eye, wearing a black & mustard yellow suit with a matching top hat & her henchmen were all mindless phones who were just joining in on the destruction for no reason.
The leader looked down on the ruined city & smiled with delight as she watched the buildings burn & get smashed thanks to her.
"Those other cowardly objects dare not hinder my territorial takeover!? A wise decision! The power of my machines are unmatched! No other object can compare to the likes of I, Taco!" She laughed as her phones praised her.
"Gee, that was pretty swell, boss."
"Yeah! You really showed them what for."
"I liked it when you shot them with your ray gun."
"I wished she shoot me with her ray gun."
After the phones finished praising their boss, Taco went over her plans to take over the city.
"At this rate, I will seize control of the entire area by the end of the day. & nothing, not even a single object in this infernal of suffering will be able to take back this city from my grip!"
After she finished her sentence, the phones celebrated & opened up bottles & sprayed it everywhere, much to her annoyance.
"SHUT UP!" She shouted at the top of her lungs. The phones stopped as she finished her plan.
"Inanimate Island will be mine, & everybody will know the name of Ta-"
"EDGE LORD!" A voice interrupted. Taco looked around, really pissed.
"WHO SAID THAT!? WHICH ONE OF YOU SAID IT!? SPEAK UP!" She shouted at her phones.
"... That was none of us, boss." One of her phones replied.
A small ball flew in through the window & rolled over towards her. As Taco looked closer, she noticed that the ball had a string on fire & a skull on it. It was a bomb, much to her & her henchmen's terror. The bomb exploded, covering the room with fireworks & red smoke.
As she coughed from the smoke that was finally clearing up, a white object in red appeared with another bomb & grinned at her.
"You looking for a fight, old lady? Why don't you get that tinker toy bullshit off my turf before I smash it even more!"
Taco looked at her & grinned devilishly.
"Oh, you wanna go missy? Well, I'm happy to apprise!"
Her henchmen made their weapons & were getting ready for the fight, because Taco & Marshmallow were about to begin a war!
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Hazbin Lights (A Inanimate Insanity & Hazbin Hotel AU)
FanfictionCW// Drugs, cussing, sex & sexual jokes On Inanimate Island, Lightbulb (The ruler of II's daughter) wants to help all the citizens who were eliminated from the game to join back & live peacefully in Dream Island, but everyone thinks her idea is wort...
