Lightbulb stared at Fan in shock. She couldn't believe The Blogger himself was here at her hotel, standing right in front of her! She thought maybe it was all in her head, until Fan finally spoke.
"Hel-"
Before Fan could finish, Lightbulb slammed the door, but thought for a minute.
"Maybe that really wasn't Fan, maybe it's all in my imagination."
She opened the door again to still see Fan in the same spot, trying to greet himself.
"-lo!"
Lightbulb slammed the door again & walked towards Test Tube, who was sleeping on the couch.
"Hey, Test Tube?" Lightbulb asked nervously.
"Hmmmm?" Test Tube answered with a groan.
"The Blogger is at the door." Lightbulb answered smiling nervously, causing Test Tube to immediately wake up.
"WHAT!?!?" She yelled.
"I'm sorry, who?" Paintbrush asked, still sucking on their popsicle & not really paying attention.
"OMGA! WHAT DO I DO!?!?" Lightbulb panicked alongside her friend.
Test Tube calmed herself down & told Lightbulb what to do.
"Listen, whatever you do, DO NOT LET HIM IN!" She ordered.
Lightbulb walked to the door again & opened it. Fan was still at the same spot, calm & patient.
"May I speak now?" He asked.
"You may." Lightbulb answered.
"Fan here! It's a pleasure to meet you!" He greeted himself as he shook her hand.
"Excuse my sudden visit, but I saw you on the news, & I couldn't just resist but what a great performance! Why, I haven't been that entertained since Spoiled Lemon's live performance at the Square Garden! Such a great band that sadly disbanded after Star Fruit left."
Before Fan could continue, he froze as Test Tube pointed her paralyzer gun at him in anger.
"STOP. RIGHT. THERE. You bastard son of a bitch! I know what you're up to, & you're not going to hurt anyone here, you pompous, cheesy..."
Test Tube stopped & looked at him for a while, her face & emotions softened up as she lowered her gun down, staring at him in awed & confusion.
"Handsome?" She whispered.
Fan was also looking at her for a while & turned redder. He changed the topic as he nervously tried to convince her.
"Now, now. I'm not here to hurt anyone, really! In fact, I'm here to help!"
In confusion, Lightbulb looked at Test Tube, then back at Fan.
"Say what now!?"
"Help! That's what I'm here for." Fan answered back, filled with excitement.
"... What is it that you want to help us with?" Lightbulb asked.
"Why, your hotel of course! I want to help you run it!" He answered, still smiling.
"But... Why?" A still confused Lightbulb asked.
"Because I'm a big fan of yours, your majesty. & hearing this new idea, why, that's going to be something new to blog about. & with both you & me working on this project, we'll be at the top of the charts, & you'll finally get the respect from not just all the objects of Inanimate Island, but also Dream Island!" Fan answered, more happy than ever. Lightbulb was touched, but had one last question to ask him.
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Hazbin Lights (A Inanimate Insanity & Hazbin Hotel AU)
FanfictionCW// Drugs, cussing, sex & sexual jokes On Inanimate Island, Lightbulb (The ruler of II's daughter) wants to help all the citizens who were eliminated from the game to join back & live peacefully in Dream Island, but everyone thinks her idea is wort...
