Hazbin Lights (A Inanimate Insanity & Hazbin Hotel AU)

Arc 1 Chapter 10: That's Entertainment

Fan snapped his fingers, creating a portal & pulled out something. It was two objects covered in ashes. They both opened their eyes & stared at the others, who were confused & wondered who these creepy looking objects were. They shook off the ashes & were revealed to be two cute little objects wearing dresses. One was light green & looked a little like a butterfly & wore a green dress, & the other was pink wearing a red one. The others were captured by the cuteness of the little ones, as all they did was smile.

"These little darlings here are Bot & Bow, our maids!" Fan introduced the two.

"Hi, I'm Bot! I go by they/them. It's very nice to meet you." Said the green one.

"& I'm Bow. I go by she/her. It's been a while since I made new friends! Why are you all women? Are there any men here?" Said the pink one as she ran around the trio.

"Sorry. That was rude of her." Bot apologized.

"Ooh, this place is filthy. Time to clean up!" Bow said as both her & Bot ran around the hotel, cleaning the place in excitement. The others were too busy adoring them as Fan brought another object over.

The object was black & white, wearing a black hat with matching overalls. He was enjoying himself with a game of poker, only to be pissed once he found out he was in the hotel.

"Where the fuck am I!? Oh, you." He said as he looked at Fan.

"Hello there, Yang. How's it going?" Fan asked in excitement.

Yang glared at him.

"Don't 'Yang' me, you son of a bitch! I was about to win the WHOLE DAMN POT!"

"Sorry about that."

Yang, knowing that he won't be able to get back to his game, might as well see what he was needed for.

"Anyway, what the hell do you want with me this time?"

"Well Yang, I'm doing some charity work with the princess & I wanted to know if you would be interested to help, if that's okay?" Fan explained to him.

"Are you shitting me!?"

"No, I don't think so."

Yang grew angry at Fan.

"So, you thought it would be some kind of big fucking joke to pull me out of my game for this?! You think I'm some kinda fucking clown!?"

"... Maybe."

"Well, I ain't doing no fucking charity job."

"Don't worry Yang, I can make this more interesting for you. If you wish."

Fan snapped his fingers & created a can of Dr. Fizz. Yang drooled over that can & finally gave his answer.

"You think you can buy me with a cheap can of Dr. Fizz? Well, you can."

Yang snatched the can out of Fan's hand & drank the soda. As Lightbulb, Test Tube & Paintbrush watched, Test Tube was about to say something, only for Paintbrush to cover up her mouth.

"DON'T. SAY. ANYTHING. You know why? Because we're keeping him!"

Paintbrush ran over to Yang, smiling at him.

"Hey there." Paintbrush flirted with him.

"Go fuck yourself." Yang responded, drinking his soda & getting annoyed with them.

"As long as you watch." Paintbrush tried to lean on him, only for Yang to push them off.

Lightbulb ran over to Yang & greeted herself in excitement.