Back at the tower, Fan was telling Floory everything that happened so far that week, which Floory was growing tired & annoyed.
"- So then we watched the new commercial me & Test Tube made, & Lightbulb loved it so much! So then after we showed her, she told us about the meeting she had with Four & X. She told them her idea about the hotel, but they thought it was terrible, & they told her they loved the extermination so much, they decided to decrease it to 6 weeks instead of a year. Then-"
Floory immediately stopped him once he heard the last part.
"Wait! Tell me the last part again?"
"They told her they loved the extermination so much, they decided to decrease it to 6 weeks instead of next year." He repeated himself.
"Y-You're kidding, right?"
Fan shook his head.
"... So, the extermination is coming back in 6 weeks, & that wasn't the first FUCKING THING YOU TELL ME!?!?" Floory raged as he popped on the floor with his face taking up the entire ground.
"Don't know. I guess I was too excited to see you guys." Fan shrugged.
Floory popped back on the chair, a bit calmed down.
"Yeah... Well, we need to make a plan."
"What kind?"
"A plan to make the exterminators stay gone!"
"Ooh! Am I hearing a song coming on?"
"Please don't sing. Please don't sing. Please don't- & you're going to sing." Floory mumbled.
Fan played some jazz music as he handed the microphone to him. Floory shook his face, causing Fan to change the music. He shook until a deep sound played, which he nodded.
"Take it away, Floor!"
"Welcome back! We're gonna make you wish that you stayed gone! Say hello to the new status quo. Everyone will still have the same old dawn. Turn the TV on!"
Fan created lights & set up the room like a news station as upbeat jazz music began to play.
"Camera speeds. Rolling in three, two, one. Hit it, Floory." Fan cheered.
"Welcome to the show! Top of the hour, & we're discussing a certain holiday that has been spotted on the calendar way too early after a week! Does anybody know? Do they care? Well, they should! More on tonight's program. So, Extermination Day is coming back to town. Why this soon, though? Do you know what that means for your family? Well handily, I've got good news. We'll do anything, try everything, not to sound hostile, to get it away! You can take that as gospel! Pulling the views? Pfft, no. You want audible, not visuals, trust me. Don't give them the time of day if you really want them to stay away. I hope they have a nice vacay. Really, but they really should have stayed away! While they hid above us, we'll pivot our army down here. Now their medium will get bloody rare. We'll be better after they split. Please take it from here, Fan." Floory passed the mic.
Fan held the mic as the lights shined on him.
"Salutations, good to see you back! Now excuse yourselves, visiting times are over. Yes, I know you just got here, but it's time we contestants rejoice! Instead of simply killing for no reason, how about we solve this in a nice & proper way?"
"Come on!" Floory cheered & looked around to see if anyone noticed him.
"Are the exterminators insecure, pursuing allure? Simply coming back to do what they desire? Are they impatient? Because every day is better without them."
"Pfft. They're the shit that comes before that."
"Will they be strong as they purport? Or is it based on their support? They'd be powerless without their island & status. & here's the sugar on the cream. They said it was their entertainment! & they were so impatient, they just had to kill more! That's the tea."
"Old-timey pricks."
"Tell me about it."
"They must be fucked up if they think they can just pull some shit like that."
"Bloodthirsty, delusional, the list could go on!"
The lights & music stopped. The deep music began playing again as one light shined on Fan as he singed again.
"Let's begin. We're gonna make them wish that they'd stayed gone. Show them all. Once we're done, their status quo will know its race is run. Oh, this will be fun!" He finished.
The two were back in the room, sitting near the table. Fan felt his phone vibrate & he checked to see what it was.
"No. Really!? Why, congrats to them!" He celebrated.
"What happened?"
"Why, we got a recruit for the hotel!"
"Really? So, who is this new recruit?" Floory asked, drinking from his cup.
"Well, according to the princess, she likes to build."
"Mm-hmm."
"She's very skilled."
"Mm-hmm."
"& her name is Taco!"
Floory spitted out his drink, confusing Fan.
"Everything alright?"
"You- YOU LET TACO IN!?"
"Yes. What about her?"
"Didn't she attack you earlier before you got here, & the week before!? & don't you remember she tried to attack us last month!?"
"But... She wants to redeem herself-" Fan tried to finish before Floory cut him off.
"Does she really, or is this her plan to destroy everyone at the hotel!? Because first, why did she attack ya earlier that day? & second, why would she want to be redeemed AFTER you left?"
Fan thought for a while. Suddenly, he began to panic.
"You're right! Without me, she can easily destroy the hotel & everyone in it! Lightbulb, Bot, Bow, Yang, Test Tube, Paintbrush! We need to save them, Floory!"
"That's ri- Wait, us?"
Fan picked up the cushion Floory was on & grabbed his staff.
"Come on, bestie! Let's save them!" Fan flew out of the building with Floory.
"I NEVER AGREED TO THIS-"
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Hazbin Lights (A Inanimate Insanity & Hazbin Hotel AU)
FanfictionCW// Drugs, cussing, sex & sexual jokes On Inanimate Island, Lightbulb (The ruler of II's daughter) wants to help all the citizens who were eliminated from the game to join back & live peacefully in Dream Island, but everyone thinks her idea is wort...
