Lightbulb was laying on her bed, writing in her journal about everything that happened last week. From the extermination to the fiasco at the news station to Fan joining the hotel. As she read through it, she smiled as her week went from terrible to great. She closed her journal & looked over at her pet, N/A.
"Last week went from absolute hell to absolute greatness! Hopefully, this week is the same. Without the whole absolute hell thing." She told them as she petted them.
"Absolute hell thing." N/A copied.
She heard someone knocking on her door & entered. She looked up to see it was just her best friend, Test Tube.
"Hey, you okay?" Test Tube asked as she sat down next to her.
"Yeah. I'm fine. I was just journaling & thinking about, ya know, family stuff." Lightbulb shrugged off.
"Did you hear anything from your father yet?" Test Tube asked her, resulting in Lightbulb to shake her head.
"Oof. How long has it been now?"
"Not that long. Just after I told him my idea... Which was on extermination day." She answered, as her smile slowly fell.
She looked out her window at the city, then back at her friend.
"I just hope what I'm doing here will work."
Test Tube laid her hand on her shoulder & smiled.
"It will. I have faith in you."
N/A flew & landed on Lightbulb's lap & smiled.
"Faith in you." They copied. Lightbulb & Test Tube giggled a little.
"Alright, come on. Fan has something to show us." Test Tube got up as she held her hand.
"Of course YOU would be excited about it. It's Fan after all." Lightbulb jokes, giving her a smug smile.
"It's... It's not that at all!" Test Tube blushed as she dragged her friend off the bed.
Test Tube left the room as Lightbulb caught up, but she stopped to look out the window one more time, looking at the clock tower. Lightbulb finally left the room to follow Test Tube & to see what Fan wanted to show them.
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"Why, hello there, dear citizens! Say, do you hate blood, violence or any wicked act of sexuality? Well, I know the place for you!" Fan asked a group of objects outside in the city, doing nothing.
"You see, every year we suffer from the yearly extermination, losing many innocent lives. But what if I told you that there is a place where we can stop the extermination & help YOU redeem yourself!? Welcome to the Happy Hotel, where you can start your path to redemption! Founded by the princess of Inanimate Island herself, Lightbulb!" Fan zoomed the camera at Lightbulb, who was smiling & waving. Paintbrush walked by & did some bunny ears on Lightbulb, sticking their tongue out.
"Come place your faith in her hands as she helps you become a better object, with the chance of joining back into the game & living peacefully on Dream Island! Here in the hotel, we offer fun things! Such as functional staff, 24 hour pest control & custom rooms." Fan zoomed the camera at Yang, Bow & Bot. Bow & Bot was cleaning the hotel as Yang fell over & passed out, drunk.
"Enjoy your conversations with our residents here." Fan zoomed the camera at Paintbrush, who looked over at him & flipped him off. But their hand was censored with a huge 'WOW!' speech bubble.
"All this & more at the Happy Hotel! Call now!" Fan finished, as the commercial ended.
Fan turned off the TV after it ended, & smiled at both Lightbulb & Test Tube.
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Hazbin Lights (A Inanimate Insanity & Hazbin Hotel AU)
FanfictionCW// Drugs, cussing, sex & sexual jokes On Inanimate Island, Lightbulb (The ruler of II's daughter) wants to help all the citizens who were eliminated from the game to join back & live peacefully in Dream Island, but everyone thinks her idea is wort...
