Lightbulb was in her room, going through everything she packed for her visit on Dream Island. As she did, Test Tube was sitting on her bed, watching her friend.
"Okay. I have my warm weather clothes & my cold weather clothes. I have a light jacket, flak jacket & rain jacket. Wait. Does it rain on Dream Island?" Lightbulb asked her friend.
"Lightbulb, you're only going to Dream Island for a few hours."
"Test Tube, WE are going to Dream Island for a day. & I just want to be prepared! It's our last chance to convince Dream Island an object can be redeemed." Lightbulb explained to her.
"Yeah, I wish I could come, but I have that thing." Test Tube tried to lie.
"What thing?"
"The thing with the... thing, um..."
Lightbulb raised an eyebrow, confused.
"Fuck, gah, I'm such a bad liar. Look, I know you want to convince Dream Island about the hotel again, but you remember what happened last time. It got to the point where they decreased the extermination date, which wasn't your fault at all! It's just..."
Lightbulb sat next to Test Tube & placed a hand on her shoulder, smiling.
"Test Tube, I know how much you care for me. & I know getting another meeting with the same people who decreased the date of genocide may sound a bit fucked up!" Lightbulb slowly panicked, but she stopped & took a deep breath & finished calmly.
"But I need you there as a friend. Then maybe... It won't be that bad. & hopefully, it'll work this time."
Test Tube thought a bit.
"Fine."
"Yes!" Lightbulb cheered & gave her friend a tight hug.
Test Tube said nothing & gave her a smile.
...
Paintbrush barged into the hotel, huffing & stumbling to walk inside.
"Oh, fuck."
Bow & Bot were finishing putting in some plants when they saw them stumble in.
"You look messy!" Bow was the first to approach them.
"What happened to you?" Bot asked.
"It's who happened to me. & the answer is everyone. Way too many times! Silver had us working 16 hours straight on the same fucking scene because half the crew were absolute dick bags who knew shit!" They threw theirself on a couch.
"Sorry to hear that, Paintbrush. Hopefully, we can help you." Fan looked up from his computer.
"Yeah, maybe leave me the fuck alone." They mumbled.
They heard an explosion breaking in, causing them to immediately wake up & stare at the destroyed wall.
"What the fuck is with that wall?"
Outside stood a white object dressed in red, holding a bomb & laughing as she walked in.
"What up, hoes!" She laughed.
Paintbrush immediately got off the couch once they heard the voice, smiling.
"Ho-Holy shit! Marshmallow? Long time no see, baby!"
"Painty, ya bitch! You been texting me depressing shit all day, figured we could tear shit up like old times. It's been fuckin' forever! Here hold this." She tossed a lit bomb at Lightbulb.
"Ah! Omga, omga!" She panicked.
"Nope, gimme that." Test Tube grabbed the bomb & threw it out.
"I love seeing ya, Marsh, but I'm too tired. I need to pass out." Paintbrush was about to fall on the couch, but Marshmallow grabbed them before they could fall.
"Oho, you can't sleep when you're eliminated, fuckhead! Come on, what you really need is a recharge, a reinvigoration, a re..."
"Responsible night on the town!" Lightbulb finished with an idea. "That is a great idea. Hi, Lightbulb." She shook her hand.
"That's my wall that you just blew up. It's so nice to meet one of Painty's friends. Aagh, they never brings anyone around!"
"Wonder why?" Marsh snorted a bit.
"Yeah, me too. Anyway, Painty & everyone else have been working so hard. I think they deserve to have a little fun."
"W-w-wait, they?" She asked.
"Yeah. Hi, everyone! Painty & their friend are taking you all out for a night of fun & relaxation!" Lightbulb waved at everyone.
"Wait, I am only here for Pai-"
Before she could finish, Lightbulb gave her a stack of cash.
"Ooh! Never mind. Let's go!"
"Make sure they have the best time tonight. Anyway, the portal to Dream Island should be opening soon, so we'll get going now." Lightbulb left.
As she did, Test Tube stayed back to talk to Fan a bit.
"Okay, Fan, while we're gone for the day, I'm putting you in charge of keeping an eye out for everyone & making sure NOBODY gets hurt or causes trouble. Especially you know who."
"You mean Taco? Well don't worry, I'll make sure she doesn't cause any trouble while you two are gone. You can count on me."
Test Tube smiled a bit as she left him & followed Lightbulb.
Taco came out of the room, drinking some tea. Once she saw sight of Marshmallow, she spitted out her drink in shock.
"Well, if it isn't my second arch-nemesis! Have you come to meet your fate in battle, Marshmallow?"
"Apparently, I'm going out with Painty & I got to drag your sorry asses along." Marsh pulled out a piece of bubblegum & chewed it.
"Oh, is that so? In this case, I can finally finish my long awaited mission on destroying this piece of shit 'hotel,' & this time, nobody will be able to stop me-" Before she could finish, a tentacle covered her mouth.
"Sorry, according to Test Tube, I'm in charge of keeping an eye on everyone & making sure nobody is hurt or causing trouble. Specifically, from you." Fan explained to her & removed the tentacle from her.
"Yeah, don't fucking touch us, you munted bitch." Marshmallow pointed at her.
Everyone laughed, except Taco, who glared at her.
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Hazbin Lights (A Inanimate Insanity & Hazbin Hotel AU)
FanfictionCW// Drugs, cussing, sex & sexual jokes On Inanimate Island, Lightbulb (The ruler of II's daughter) wants to help all the citizens who were eliminated from the game to join back & live peacefully in Dream Island, but everyone thinks her idea is wort...
