Hazbin Lights (A Inanimate Insanity & Hazbin Hotel AU)

Arc 3 Chapter 17: Floorish Nightmare

In a deep alley downtown in the city, there was a huge building. The building was blue, red & purple, with a sign on top of it that said 'Overlord Tower.' This is where the overlords meet up for their meetings & live. Everyone else on the island stays far away from it, mainly because of their fear of getting killed by them.

One room was filled with televisions, but nobody was in it. Or was there?

"We'll be back with 'Yeah, I Fucked Your Sister, So What?' After this message."

There was a face on a chair, wearing a black top hat & a red bowtie. He was drinking out of his cup with a straw & he looked really bored.

"There's nothing good on TV these days." He complained, as he took another sip from his drink.

One TV was buzzing like a phone, so he looked over to see he was getting a call from Candle. He popped his face from the chair to the table, where he pressed the mouse with his tongue. After he did, he popped back on the chair to talk to his friend.

"Hey Candle. Uhh, is everything alright?" He asked, seeing her running in the background.

"No. Long story short, a building caught on fire, we were around, everyone thinks we caused it, & now we're being chased." She explained.

"Ouch."

"Yeah. Sadly, we won't be there in time for our talk with Fan, so you need to do it without us."

"But- But- But-"

"&, now I gotta go. The mob has Silver now. Silver, how many times do I have to tell you not to text while we're being chas-" Candle hung up.

Floory stared at the screen, annoyed.

"Oh god, here I go. Just another fuckin day with Fan. Hey, hey, hey. Fuck my life." He mumbled to himself.

"& we're back with 'Yeah, I Fucked Your Sister, So What?"

"On second thought, I rather talk to him than watch this." He told himself as he drank.

...

Back at the hotel, Fan was dealing with Taco. He easily destroyed her airship & the tentacle went inside & grabbed her out. It threw her across town & everyone watched her as she screamed.

"Ooh. That's who attacked us... She's really bad at this." Fan finally remembered. "Now, I must quickly clean this up & leave!"

Fan quickly got rid of all the parts of the airship & started fixing the wall.

"Wait, where are you going exactly?" Lightbulb asked.

"Why, I have a meeting with the Thinkers." He excitedly answered.

"So, what do you guys talk about? Who can fuck the most people in a week?" Paintbrush jokes.

"No. Besides, Silver would be the only participant. We're just going to talk about what's been going on this past week & so." Fan explained as he finished the wall.

"& it looks like my work here is done." He finished.

He walked over to Bow & Bot & gave them a hug as he said bye to the others.

"Hope you find some new clients, your majesty. Best of luck everyone!" Fan waved goodbye as he flew.

"Thanks!" Lightbulb waved back.

...

A little after the attack, Taco walked through town, complaining about her loss.

"That son of a bitch beat me again! How can I attack that lousy hotel with him around?"

As she walked, she saw Fan walk down the street, whistling. She hid so he wouldn't see her.

"Where is he going?"

As he walked, she quietly followed him so he wouldn't notice her. Once he stopped at his destination, he walked up the door & unlocked it, entering. Taco looked at the building as he entered. It was the Overlord Tower.

"Hope he stays in there for a while."

As she wandered through the city, she stopped by a nearby TV store to see what they got on. As she watched, a commercial played. It was the Happy Hotel commercial. She watched out of boredom, but as she did, she got an idea. A wicked idea. The more she watched, the more her smile grew.

"Guess I'll be booking a stay at that lousy hotel without that prick." She smiled as she chuckled.

...

Once Fan walked inside, he walked down the hallway & pressed a button next to the door. The door opened up & he walked inside; it was an elevator. He looked at the buttons to find the floor he needed to get to. He pressed the first floor button, & soon, the elevator moved up, taking him to his meeting.

Floory sat in the dining room, drinking from his mug with a straw, enjoying the peace & quiet.

"Ah. Such a relaxing day. Just me, & a nice cup of coffee." He drank again, relaxing.

Suddenly, he watched his drink move a little. He looked at it & shrugged, if he could. It shook again. & again. Floory suddenly knew what was happening, & he panicked.

"No no no no no..."

Suddenly the door burst opened & Fan flew in, gleaming with joy as confetti blew in.

"Floory! My best friend! How's everything going?" He happily asked.

Floory was covered with confetti, really annoyed. He blew off the confetti & talked to him.

"Okay, first off, we're just co-workers, Fan. Nothing else. Second, I'm doing okay."

Fan looked around as he sat his staff down & took a seat.

"So, where's Candle & Silver?" He asked.

"Mob. Haven't heard anything back yet." Floory explained.

"Yikes! Hope they're doing okay. Anyway, sorry I was a bit late. I had to deal with something back at the hotel, but it's done."

"Hey, take your time. Not like I wanted you to show up at all." He mumbled.

"Huh?"

"What?"

There was a bit of an awkward silence between the two. But Fan was the first to break it.

"So, what have you been doing this week?" He asked, smiling.

"Eh, nothing interesting. Just the usual television check. Nothing great though. How about you?"

"Oh boy, do I have a lot to tell you!" Fan exclaimed as he started. "Might as well start with this morning. So, I was sitting in my room, finishing some blogs while drinking my coffee. Then- "

Floory sat there as he listened to Fan, already looking tired.