After the bell on the clock tower rang, an object falls out of the sky & lands on the ground. They were just eliminated from the game. The object got back up & cheered with relief on how they're alive.
"I'M ALIVE!!! I'M ALIVE!!!"
Their cheer was short lived though, only for them to get run over by a car.
Once the car stopped, a tall object stepped out of it & leaned on the car. The object was very tall & brown, wearing a pink suit & a black skirt with matching boots. They swept up their blond & pink hair as they talked to the driver.
"Thanks for the fun time hot stuff." The driver said, looking like he had a great time.
"Yeah, Yeah. Listen, it's discrete you hear me? I can't let it get out I'm offerin' my services to randos in the street! It was a quick cash grab... Ya got it?" The tall object answered back, giving the driver a thumbs up.
"Heh. Whatever you say, slut!" Laughed the driver, which must've offended the taller one.
"Ouch! Ooh! Such an insult!"
They stuck their head into the car to get closer to the driver & mess with him.
"Let me know when you come up with something creative to call me, you sack of poorly packaged horse shit! Tell the missus I said hi." They gave the driver a quick kiss & a little wave.
"Shnookums."
They popped their head out & watched the driver leave, flustered about the name calling.
Once the driver left, the tall object spotted a drug machine & decided to get themselves some. A bag of Stimulants dropped from the machine & before they could even take some, a random object snatches the bag of drugs from them.
"HEY!!!" They shouted at the thief.
"Unknown Gender Freak!" The thief shouted back as they ran off laughing.
The thief's success only lasted a little bit, because a rolling boulder rolled down & smashed them. The tall object ran over to the crushed object, upset about their ruined drugs.
"NOOO!!! MY DRUGS! DAMN IT!"
After they finished whining, they felt a vibration from their phone & checked out what it was. They get a text on their phone from their friend about a turf war nearby along with the location. The object sets up their GPS & smiles. Time for Paintbrush to cause some trouble!
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Hazbin Lights (A Inanimate Insanity & Hazbin Hotel AU)
FanfictionCW// Drugs, cussing, sex & sexual jokes On Inanimate Island, Lightbulb (The ruler of II's daughter) wants to help all the citizens who were eliminated from the game to join back & live peacefully in Dream Island, but everyone thinks her idea is wort...
