Hazbin Lights (A Inanimate Insanity & Hazbin Hotel AU)

Arc 6 Chapter 37: II's Greatest Dad

The next day, everyone in the hotel was getting ready for Cobs's arrival. Bow was baking cookies, Bot swept the floors, Yang cleaned the glass cups at the bar, & everyone else was working. All but Taco, who just sat around & watched.

"Aren't you going to do something, or lay on your ass the whole time?" Test Tube glared at her as she helped set up the table.

"Mmmm... Nah." She answered as she still watched.

Test Tube was about to walk up to her, possibly to attack her, but Lightbulb stopped her as she stood in front of the door.

"Okay everyone, it's showtime!~" She announced.

She opened the door, & in front of her stood Steve Cobs.

"Hi, dad!" She excitedly greeted him.

Cobs said nothing, as he looked more bored to be there.

"Oh, it's so good to see you!" She hugged him, much to his annoyance.

"... Yeah." He slowly pushed her away.

"Welcome! To the Happy Hotel!" She showed him the others as the Cherries popped confetti.

N/A flew in & landed in Lightbulb's arms as they rested a little.

"You still have N/A & the Cherries, huh?" He asked his daughter.

"Of course! They're family."

"Family!" N/A copied.

Lightbulb walked around the hotel a little to show her father around.

"What do you think of the place so far?"

Bow showed Cobs a plate of cookies she made, which weren't perfectly made.

"Uh..." Cobs immediately walked away fast, much to Bow's disappointment.

"I knew they looked bad." She pouted a little.

"No they don't. They still look great!" Fan patted her on the head, which caused her to smile a little.

Steve looked around the hotel, not really finding anything interesting, until he saw the bar.

"At least there's something interesting here." He smiled a bit.

"Thanks! That was Fan's idea!" Lightbulb pointed.

"& that is?"

"Me!" Fan flew in excitedly. "Fan, here! Pleasure to see you again, sir! Remember me?!?!" He shook Cobs hand a little too fast, as it messed up his hat.

"Who is this? Who's this now? Are you the bellhop?" Cobs asked as he fixed his hat back, a little annoyed.

"Oooo! But no. I'm the co-host of the hotel. I help fix some of the structure & join in on the activities, unless I'm busy. You might have also heard of me from my blogs." He went off excitedly.

"... No."

"Dad, he also helped add some adjustments to the hotel, like this lovely parlor, where people can get to know each other & share secrets & stories & intimate feelings! Without him, we wouldn't have been able to pretty it up this much!"

"Thanks, your majesty! You have a very unique vision. & I'm happy to fulfill your orders & requests." Fan bowed.

"Oh, thank you, Fan." Lightbulb giggled a little.

The two began to laugh. As they did, Cobs watched in disgust.

"Say, why don't you introduce me to your other friends?" Cobs dragged his daughter away from Fan.