Test Tube entered the other room with Lightbulb, who jumped & shook with excitement.
"What's going on?" She asked.
Lightbulb took a quick breath as she quickly explained.
"I just got an email from Dream Island. They asked me to go to a meeting!"
As she breathed hard, Test Tube thought in confusion.
"But the extermination just happened. What could they want this soon after-" Before she could finish, Lightbulb sang.
"I can do this. Somehow, I know it. I'll get Dream Island behind my plans!"
"Lightbulb, hold on." Test Tube tried to talk to her.
"There's just no way I could blow it. Not this once in a lifetime chance!"
"It's just a meeting."
"To change their minds. & touch their hearts. Or whatever they have!"
"This could be bad."
Lightbulb held Test Tube's hand & spun around.
"Cheer up, Test Tube! This could be swell. Something tells me that today will be a happy day on Inanimate Island!" Lightbulb singed as she let go of her.
"Okay, but just don't... Sing to them." Test Tube tried to tell her, but she was already gone.
"That bitch is halfway down the street!" Paintbrush told her.
"Is she-"
"Oh, she's dancin'!"
"Ugh, no..."
Lightbulb danced through the city as she still sang.
"There's a warm fuzzy feeling that wafts through the air. Every street so revealing, it's hard not to stare. It's a realm so appealing it beats everywhere, if you don't mind the smell. It's a happy day on Inanimate Island!"
Lightbulb walked through the streets & waved at an object.
"Hi, mister!" She greeted.
"Go fuck yourself!" The object yelled back.
"There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul." An object singed.
"& a ton of barbed wire to shove in his hole!" Another singed.
"Doing whatever is required, we all have our role."
"I'm not doing well."
"Another shitty day on Inanimate Island!"
Lightbulb climbed up on a car & still singed.
"If I can show them the dream I've dreamed. That anyone can change. Then they will know that anyone can be redeemed, from the evil to the strange!"
Lightbulb continued to walk again.
"I can hear all their stories, the lost & displaced. & I know that they're more of an acquired taste, but if you open the door & I give them a place, at my Happy Hotel! It'll be a happy day on Inanimate Island!"
The delivery truck drove by & Lightbulb caught on to it.
"From the porn studio, where the cinephiles go to watch award-winning objects bukkake shows! To the other town, where they don't wear a frown 'cause- Holy shit! Omga! WHY!?" She complained as a bit of an object's blood & brains got into her eye once she got off the truck.
"& I don't give a crow that his brain's got in my eye! Cause I know I can spare them from Dream Island's genocide! I can do this. I just know it. I'll get Dream Island behind my plans. There's just no way I could blow it. Not this once in a lifetime chance! To change their hearts..."
"& touch my parts!" An object offered, making Lightbulb uncomfortable.
"Uh... No thank you. I'm just gonna... Fulfill my destiny!" She kindly passed & continued to sing.
"Your lost, bitch." The object walked away.
"I can already tell. Today is gonna be a fuckin' happy day on Inanimate Island!~" Lightbulb finished singing as she stood in front of the building door.
She walked inside & looked around to see if anyone was inside.
"Hello? Helloooo? Heeelllllloooo?"
She stopped in front of a desk & saw a bell. She rang it & a pen & document appeared. She signed the paper with her name & it disappeared. Then a door beside the desk opened up. She walked into the room to see it was completely dark.
"Hello? Is anyone in here?"
The lights turned on & two objects appeared on the other side of a table. But they weren't objects. They were numbers!
"Oh, shit!" Lightbulb fell as both the lights & the numbers scared her.
She immediately got up & brushed off her suit to hide the embarrassment.
"Hi! I'm Lightbulb. I got your email saying that I can meet you." She introduced herself.
"Yeah. We know." Said one of the numbers who was blue.
"Okay, well, It's nice to meet you!" She held her hand out to them.
"Totally. Nice to meet you, too." They held their hand out.
As Lightbulb tried to shake it, they immediately jerked it away from her & laughed.
"Ha! I fuckin got you! Did you fuckin' see that?" They asked the other number, who was yellow.
The two laughed, as Lightbulb just watched. After they were done, she began to talk.
"So, I'm happy we got this opportunity to meet! There's a project I been working on that I REALLY want to talk to you about-" Lightbulb was cut off by the blue number before she could finish.
"Hey, hey, hey, slow down. We got time. How about we get to know each other a little, mm? How about some lunch? You hungry? I got you! Here." They held a plate of ribs out for her.
"Uh, thanks." Lightbulb thanked as she reached her hand out, but again, they immediately jerked the food & laughed.
"Ha ha ha! I got you again, bitch! Ha ha ha! Fuckin' hilarious!"
Both the numbers laughed. Lightbulb jokingly laughed a little & looked really annoyed at the same time.
"This is going to be a long meeting." She thought to herself.
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Hazbin Lights (A Inanimate Insanity & Hazbin Hotel AU)
FanficCW// Drugs, cussing, sex & sexual jokes On Inanimate Island, Lightbulb (The ruler of II's daughter) wants to help all the citizens who were eliminated from the game to join back & live peacefully in Dream Island, but everyone thinks her idea is wort...
