RALPH: hiding behind a rock.
Vanellope bucks forward, hits a stalagmite. It falls, lands on Ralph's head.
SINGER: With a sunroof top and a gangster lean / So if you feel me, let me know, know, know / So start me up and watch me go, go, go, go
VANELLOPE: steering through an obstacle course. CUT to reveal Ralph is pushing the kart from behind, guiding her around the rocks.
RALPH: motion-steering as Vanellope watches. She turns the wheel and slams into a rock. Spitting out a tooth, she gives a "thumbs up."
SINGER: Get you where you wanna go If you know what I mean / Got a ride that's smoother than a limousine /'Cause I'm 0 to 60 in three point five
VANELLOPE: driving in first gear. She lifts her foot off the clutch slowly and moves forward smoothly.
RALPH: Now shift it.
She shifts again and starts driving on her own
SINGER: Baby you got the keys
RALPH: That's good. Keep going! Shift it again!
SINGER: Now shut up and drive, drive, drive, drive
She makes it around the track. Shifts perfectly.
VANELLOPE: I told you, racing's in my code!
SINGER: So if you feel me, let me know, know, know
RALPH: (CHUCKLING) I got that medal in the bag!
VANELLOPE: Hey, Ralphie, watch this!
She jumps the track then drives right up a steep, natural ramp. She jumps a part of broken track. Lands perfectly.
SINGER: Get you where you wanna go if you know what I mean / Got a ride that's smoother than a limousine
VANELLOPE: Whoo-hoo!
SINGER: Cause I'm zero to 60 in three point five / 'Cuz baby you got the keys
She then aims for a giant jump -- takes flight and -- GLITCH! Her kart glitches about in the air, out of control. She's headed right for the stalactite!
RALPH: Look out!
VANELLOPE: Whoa!
She ducks, but her spoiler hits the Mentos. She glitches again and crash lands on the track on the other side.
SINGER: Shut up and drive
Giant chunks of Mentos fall into the hot springs. Geysers shoot up. Ralph jumps out of the way of the boiling cola falling around him.
RALPH: Ah! Hot cola!
Vanellope keeps spins out of control. She skids to a stop. She looks spooked, but then she shakes it off.
SINGER: Now shut up and drive
VANELLOPE: So how did I do?
RALPH: Um... Well, you almost blew up the whole mountain.
VANELLOPE: Right, right. That's a good note.
RALPH: You got to get that glitch under control, kid.
VANELLOPE: Okay, I will, I will. And then you think I got a chance?
RALPH: (contemplates) Tiny.
She jumps up and around Ralph shouting.
VANELLOPE: Yes, I'm gonna win! I'm gonna win! I'm gonna win!
RALPH: (giving in to her enthusiasm) Top shelf.
VANELLOPE: Top shelf!
They fist bump.
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Wreck It Ralph
FanfictionArcade-game character Wreck-It Ralph is tired of always being the "bad guy" and losing to his "good guy" opponent, Fix-It Felix. Finally, after decades of seeing all the glory go to Felix, Ralph decides to take matters into his own hands. He sets of...
