RALPH: Felix?
SOUR BILL: I'm sorry! That's all I know, that's all I know, I swear! Now please, don't put me back in your filthy mouth again! (sobs)
Ralph sticks Sour Bill to a lollipop tree.
RALPH: Stick around.
SOUR BILL: Yes, okay. I will, I will. Thank you.
Ralph picked up the kart pieces on his way out.
EXT. SUGAR RUSH - LICORICE FIELD
Calhoun and Maddie patrol the area. Her scanner goes off. She pulls out her gun and she pulls out her sword and follows the beep.
CALHOUN: Come on, I know you're out there.
The signal suddenly drops out. She hits the tri-quarter, frustrated.
MADDIE: Ugh. Saccharine-saturated nightmare!
The tri-quarter suddenly goes off, loudly. Green dots fill the device's screen. She looks around on alert.
CALHOUN: But-- where --
The ground gives way and they tumble into --
INT. A GIANT CAVERN
They grab licorice roots to keep from falling into the nest below, full of glowing Cy-Bug eggs and candy-coated Cy-Bugs traveling in and out of long caverns.
MADDIE: (to herself) Doomsday and Armageddon just had a baby and it is ugly!
INT. FELIX'S CELL - KING CANDY'S AND QUEEN PIPPA'S FUNGEON
A frustrated Felix calls out the dungeon window.
FELIX: Hello? Hello? Somebody! Anybody! Please let me ouuuut!
He shakes the bars. One bar is loose.
FELIX: What's he say? (IMITATING RALPH) I'm gonna wreck it!
He hits the bars with his hammer. They fortify, stronger.
FELIX: (GROANS) Why do I fix everything I touch!? Oh! (SOBS)
RALPH (O.S.): Bam!
Suddenly, Ralph bursts through the wall.
RALPH: Felix!
FELIX: Ralph! (jumps up; hugs Ralph) I'm so glad to see you! Wait. (lets go) No, I'm not! What do you have to say for yourself?!
RALPH: I—
FELIX: Wait! I don't want to hear it. I'm not talking to you.
RALPH: Okay. Don't talk. That's fine. [dumps out a can full of the broken go-kart] But you have to fix this go-kart for me, pronto.
FELIX: I don't have to do boo! Forgive my potty mouth. I'm just so...so cross with you! Do you have any idea what you've put me through?! I ran higgeldy-piggeldy all over creation looking for you. I almost drowned in chocolate milk mix! And then...I met my Maddie. Oh. She gives me the honey glows somethin' awful. But...she rebuffed my affections. And then, I GOT THROWN INTO JAIL!
RALPH: Felix, pull yourself together!
FELIX: No, Ralph! You have no idea what it's like to be rejected and treated like a criminal!
RALPH: Yes, I do. That's every day of my life.
FELIX: ...It is?
RALPH: Which is why I ran off and tried to be a Good Guy, but I'm not! I'm just a Bad Guy, and I need your help. There's a little girl whose only hope is this kart. Please, Felix, fix it! And I promise, I will never try to be Good again.
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Wreck It Ralph
FanfictionArcade-game character Wreck-It Ralph is tired of always being the "bad guy" and losing to his "good guy" opponent, Fix-It Felix. Finally, after decades of seeing all the glory go to Felix, Ralph decides to take matters into his own hands. He sets of...
