Alice in Wonderland Impossible Thoughts.

No sermon today, just Alice

Poor Giant Alice within that trapped hole

No window to open and that silly door

White rabbit white rabbit you can’t get in

Alice big Alice’s scary big hand grabbing and reaching

Giving poor Rabbit a great fright, he started to yell

“Pat, where are you Pat?”  An answer came back... “Digging for apples”

(Now that is so strange.? Totally and utterly impossible!)

Now real Alice would have been in stitches by now

Hearing how this pretend Alice all so very big

Making a mess of everything

Was sticking her hand out and wildly swinging it around

Knocking poor rabbit to the ground breaking

Glass and, not even knowing who was this Pat?

(Lewis you have us all puzzled who was PAT?)

Now Pat has been told by Rabbit

To get rid of this large arm

Of course he couldn’t do this by himself

Help was needed from left and right

And soon Alice, big Alice could hear many a voice singing out,

But it was really all up to someone called BILL?

So you see big Alice couldn’t see

She was stuck in that strange hole of a hall

Too big to move and couldn’t knock down that wall

Fire was the solution, big Alice must have been scared

Her only way out now was to eat that pebbly cake

As she hoped, small she became once again and ran right outside.

(Lewis this was not fessible? Just a really imposible tale.)

She found out that Bill was a lizard

And she was now miniature in size

No longer the giant, but looking

Right at a giant puppy who just wished to play

So she picked up a stick and though it away

So now little Alice could hide behind a thistle, really Lewis wouldn’t that prickle?

Now all little Alice could think about

Was that one word? “WHAT”

What would now return her to big?

Well at least the size she should be

Normal like a usual child

Just then Alice spied "Blue Caterpillar", all zen- a- fife on a mushroom.

(Smoking a Hubble bubble pipe, impossible Lewis Carroll!)