" Okay this is the last one I'm trying on and if you don't like it. I'm paying for what I like and leaving."
" I'm just trying to help. This is your big day my friend, you want to look good and not disappoint or embarrass Kelly at the same time. Now you've only tried in like six tuxedos and if you don't find any you like we're trying the suits. If you find nothing you like there, we're getting it tailored."
" Press you know my wedding is in a few weeks?. You just said I don't want to anger Kelly but you're giving me ways to anger her."
" You're supposed to find ways not to anger her, you know reverse therapy."
" That's not how it works but she wants a tuxedo and I frankly prefer it too, so that's what I'm getting."
" Great now go get dressed and let's see how it looks on you."
The store ladies helped me fix the tuxedo as soon as I walked out of the fitting room and put in a pride flag handkerchief in the small pocket of the tuxedo. Looking in the mirror I liked it and hope Press would love it too because there weren't so many white tuxedo's in town. This is the last shop we came to because I did not like what the others had to offer plus this one dealt exclusively with wedding attire. As soon as I stepped out Press stood with applause.
" Now this one I like but is it safe to have your breasts peeking out like that at a wedding?"
" Come on it's not even that much boob and I know my bride won't mind a little boob action. I wanted to add a veil, do you think it will look out of place?"
The store assistant helped me put on a shoulder length veil while Press watched on.
" No."
KELLY
" I don't like it. I'm sorry."_ Noni
" Zizo?"
" I'm with Noni on this one."
" Come on you guys this dress is perfect."
" No it's safe and looks like it has been handed down through generations." _ Zizo
" Come on you know none of our parents or grandparents would have worn something that had no sleeves but you're right it is safe. We need something daring something Jan will struggle with wether to keep it on or take it off." _Noni
" You are too much, both of you and I bet you as soon as we jump into the car after the wedding, she rips whatever I have off."
" Now that's the truth. Hence I was celibate for three months before the wedding. It was not for religious purposes but I felt it would be exciting and we would yearn for each other more."_Noni
" Really?, coach was okay with this?"
" No, she tried to get me to break my celibacy many times but eventually gave up when she saw I was not budging and she actually enjoyed our honeymoon more than I."_Noni
" That's a good idea. Maybe I should try that with Press till I give birth because she can't keep her hands off of me and most of the time I'm too tired to even talk to her, let alone have sex."_Zizo
I left the ladies to continue their conversation while I went into the changing room to put on yet another dress. I did not like it but put it on just because it was part of the ones we had chosen.
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" I don't like the colours on the chest and waist but love the veil."_ Noni
" Can we just buy the veil separately?"_Zizo
" I'm not sure we'd have to ask the designer."
The assistant replied but the designer was not around and would return after the wedding.
