video above is not mine.
it's also blick's ringtone in this AU-
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Thursday, February 15, 20XX
11:23 AM
The teacher droned on and on about the law of sines in a certain class of a certain redhead and several of his "friends" (we're not very sure about that).
Blyke wasn't paying attention. In truth, half of the class wasn't paying attention; his peers were either staring out of the window or playing on their phones under their desks.
The class wasn't particularly interesting.
Blyke had started to doze off since he spent last night trying to convince Cecile to delete the blogpost about him dancing to Waka Waka. He was almost successful. Almost.
As he began to fall asleep, his phone buzzed. As if on cue, his ringtone -- the recreation of the lovely day meme (the video above) he did with Isen -- started blasting at full volume.
You've got it all, believe it !
When you fall, get up ! ey, ey !
And if you fall, get up ! I'm gay !
Tsamina mina zangalewa !
I have crippling depression !
Tsamina mina, ey ey !
Waka waka, i'm gay !
Tsamina mina zangalewa, what a lovely day !
As the ringtone ended, the sounds of someone spray painting their mouth could be heard.
With the most horrified expression, Blyke pulled out his phone and entered the password (123456), checking the group that. He was certain that it was either Remi or John's fault, but it was neither of them.
It was...Arlo...?
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11:38 AM
Arlo is now online
Arlo: b
Blick is now online
Blick: WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID YOU DO THAT YOU KNOW IM IN CLASS RN???
Arlo: John made me, since I refused to give him $5 and a block of cheddar cheese.
John is now online
John: ily arlo :D
John: he still hasn't changed his ringtone yet, and it just played AT FULL VOLUME DURING TRIG-
Sera is now online
Sera: Arlo redemption arc?? no way
Blick: Arlo why did yoslifj30ur834fue[opfpi]3[4ojroed[sp8y70
Sera: SHIT THE TEACHER JUST CONFISCATED BLICK'S PHONE
Sera: HES READING IT OUT LOUD
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"Arlo says b. Who the hell is Blick- and John says that he loves Arlo?" the teacher announces, scrolling through the groupchat.
"Wow, I didn't know John and Arlo were in a relationship."
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John: WPIEJFSKJFKLJSD;KLFJSDJ NOOO
Sera: lmaoo
YOU ARE READING
the forks go in the frigidaire
Fanfiction(Author is taking indefinite hiatus because of school) Fuck star-crossed lovers, here they are. Arlo thinks highly of himself but he's actually an idiot, John thinks he's cool enough to dodge the Fork, Elaine might be a stalker, and Cecile supposedl...
