im so lazy
i cant find the motivation to make a name guide for y'all-
okay in this au rei and john shall be best friends because yes
also remi isnt a homophobe shes just surprised i guess
go check the info chapter i added some stuff to clarify :^
and: reiyo is official in this fic :>
none of them deserve this lol
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Thursday, February 15, 20XX
5:28 PM
John is now online
John: guys look what i found in my cameraroll
John:
Arlo is now online
Arlo: How the fuck did you get that picture.
Arlo: WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE THAT PICTURE.
John: idk
John: it was just there
Next Victim is now online
Next Victim: holy shit its that one time you almost murdered me @ Arlo
Arlo: It's just a fork.
John: whats the story
John: this seems interesting
Next Victim: wtf it was one of the most traumatic days of my life D:
John: what
Arlo: Isen, stop.
John: actually please go on this sounds interesting
Next Victim: so like it was my first year w/ blick
Blick is now online
stalker is now online
stalker: oh whats happenening
stalker: wait i have that picture in my cameraroll too
John: and
Next Victim: and like blick was looking at me funny
Blick: i wasn't???
Next Victim: yes you were
Next Victim: and we were like shouting at each other
stalker: arlo was like a complete midget back then he was like (i made this up) 4'10"
Next Victim: can confirm
stalker: i dont even know how hes 6'3" now
Arlo: You're lucky you're Remi's brother, or else you'd be dead right now.
YOU ARE READING
the forks go in the frigidaire
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