Okay, I'm a really bad decision maker.
I just realized that due to the current plot from 296, this fic should've been set around February or March.
Plus, April is...pretty close to the end of the school year....
ahem
So, cuss me out if you want to, but I just, uh, moved the whole fic back two months....hope you don't mind D:
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Thursday, March 8, 20XX
6:00 AM
RATatouille is now online
John is now online
Sera is now online
Asslo is now online
RATatouille: what do you have for breakfast
Sera: cereal
John:
Sera: lmfao
John: Ramen
Asslo: Isn't ramen a lunch or dinner food?
RATatouille: idk
Sera: it just hits different in the morning
John: I eat what I want, Asslo
RATatouille: bagels with cream cheese
Sera: i actually haven't tried that before
Asslo: Me neither.
John: same thing as sera
RATatouille: you should try it
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7:00 AM
Remi is now online
stalker is now online
Remi: what's all that noise in the courtyard?!
RATatouille: John, Arlo, and Seraphina just discovered bagels with cream cheese
Remi: what the funions??
RATatouille: they're god worshipping them in the courtyard now
Remi: even Asslo?
RATatouille: yeah
Remi: wow
Remi: I can hear it from the girls dorms
Walmart Goku is now online
Walmart Goku: I just woke up to the three most terrifying people in the world doing what looks like a demon summoning ritual
RATatouille: yeah
Remi: I scrolled up and it's your fault Isen
Walmart Goku: they've gone insane
RATatouille: I was just asking a question! I didn't realize it would end up with the three most powerful people in this school going insane over bagels with cream cheese
stalker: context...?
Walmart Goku: backread
Elainee is now online
Elainee: what the heck...
Elainee: the first thing I see when I'm back on campus is this?
Remi: their ritual?
Walmart Goku: John, Seraphina, and Arlo going insane?
stalker: holy shit, even Asslo? this is a golden moment fr
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