procrastination at its finest
me, looking at drafts: oh yay i already made chapter 10
*opens it*
its blank:
well-
sorry for being dead last week lol
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Tuesday, February 20, 20XX
8:00 AM
RATatouille is now online
RATatouille: i still feel endangered
theater kid is now online
theater kid: no way bro thinks hes an endangered species
theater kid: i guarantee there are more than enough of you everywhere
RATatouille: ???
theater kid: theres almost one rat for each person on earth, im sure you've got enough rat buddies
RATatouille: 😭
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12:30 PM
Sera is now online
Sera: whyd i just find screenshots of OUR CHAT on tumblr
Cecile is now online
Cecile:
Sera: its your fault isnt it
Cecile:
Cecile is now offline
fork. is now online
fork.: One second, I'm writing something down.
Sera: why in your notes
fork.: I don't have physical writing material with me.
Sera: why is it labeled hitlist
fork.: Reasons.
Sera: why are there like 30 names on it
fork.: I was public enemy number one in middle school. Revenge reasons.
Sera: aight
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3:50 PM
RATatouille is now online
RATatouille: why does it feel like...
Walmart Goku is now online
Walmart Goku: like a wednesday
theater kid is now online
theater kid: because
Walmart Goku: impending doomsday?
theater kid: look out ur window
theater kid: tell me what u see
RATatouille: blyeke theresne a hand
RATatouille: BLIEYUKE THERNES A RHNAD ONM TEH WDINDOW
RATatouille: BLYEKE WHERE ARE YHOU
Walmart Goku: hi
RATatouille: oh thank Seraphina
Walmart Goku: it's john
RATatouille: ???
Walmart Goku: im on his phone :)
RATatouille: WAIT WHABTtBLKWDSF:DSKFKsldfdskmfnsp';edflmnoiu
theater kid: ugly keyboard smash, but it's hard to do one when you're getting tased :shrug:
YOU ARE READING
the forks go in the frigidaire
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