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Sunday, March 18, 20XX
5:00 AM
John is now online
Regular Human is now online
Sera is now online
Eleeen is now online
John: I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE SCARED OF BEARS???
Regular Human: STFU
Sera: IM (NOT) SORRY BUT LIKE WTF??? THAT WAS A FUCKING STATUE I THOUGHT YOU SAW IT
Regular Human: I DIDNT SEE IT OK 😭
John: YOU SO DUMB LMFAO SLDFHSDKJFHSKHAIDHWEFKDSJFANH
Sera: FR THOUGH BAHSDSDLAJDKS
Eleeen: Hey dont bully him like that >:(
Regular Human:
Regular Human: theres a wonderful beautiful amazing thing..
Eleeen: :O
Regular Human: called ✨ not being nosy ✨
Regular Human: not sure if you've heard of it before
Eleeen:
Sera: stay out of our business eLeEeEeEEEeeeEeeeEEEEEEEEeeeEEnnNNNn
John: ANYWAYS
John: IT WASNT EVEN A REAL BEAR???
Regular Human: IM SORRY OK???
Sera: IT LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE THIS
Sera:
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Regular Human: EXACTLY
Regular Human: WHAT TYPE OF THING IS THAT??? PURE NIGHTMARE FUEL
John: omfg stop being a *****
(Sorry I can NEVER write that word without liquifying into a puddle of cringe)
Sera: ngl was not expecting you to be like that
Eleeen: leave him alone >:(
Sera: stfu eleeen
Regular Human: YOU CANT LOOK AT JASPER THE BEAR AND TELL ME THAT THAT THING ISNT TERRIFYING
John: WAIT WTF ITS A BEAR??
Regular Human: IDFK WHERE IT CAME FROM BC JASPER THE BEAR IS FROM CANADA BUT LIKE ??? ! 1!1/1!/1/!??!????
Sera: ffs stop having a seizure you look like you just got zapped by Remi on amps
Sera: but solid argument
Sera: its grotesque
John: I THOUGHT IT WAS A FUCKING GIRAFFE
John: NO FUCKING WAY THATS A BEAR
YOU ARE READING
the forks go in the frigidaire
Fanfiction(Author is taking indefinite hiatus because of school) Fuck star-crossed lovers, here they are. Arlo thinks highly of himself but he's actually an idiot, John thinks he's cool enough to dodge the Fork, Elaine might be a stalker, and Cecile supposedl...
