Saturday, March 24, 20XX
9:00 AM
Arlo is now online
Arlo: Today is officially the worst day of my life.
Sera is now online
Remi is now online
Sera: who hurt u 🙄
Remi: what happened :^ it cant be that bad right??
Arlo: My parents are going to marry me off to some other random elite-tier family.
Arlo: I hate life.
Remi: statement retracted
Sera: ouch
Sera: do you know who tho
Arlo: idk
Remi: let's hope they aren't horrible
Arlo: WHAT THE FUCK
Sera: what happened now
Arlo: they go to wellston and my parents want us to date??
Remi: oh.
Arlo: Time to die now I guess.
Sera: well damn
Sera: wait a sec my mom probably will do that too
Arlo: OH HELL NO.
Sera: Im dying rn. I dont want to be married to u, i dont swing that way
Arlo: likewise
Remi: well i wish you the best but i have to go now
Sera: bye 😔
Remi is now offline
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"This is Elaine; I'm sure you two have met during school before."
"We have, a lot."
"Great, then!"
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9:10 AM
Sera
Arlo: ugh
Sera: Its not me right???
Arlo: It isnt, good for you
Sera: omg got me worried for nothing
Sera: who tho
Sera: pls dont tell me its remi or meili </3
Arlo: even worse
Sera: Oh
Sera: Elaine
Arlo: Im officially deceased
Sera: isnt she like a creep or smth?? i thought i saw her insta stalking u the other day
Arlo: despite the fact that shorter ppl are closer to hell-
Sera: Stfu
Arlo: honestly id rather date anyone in the gc but elaine
Sera: even john??? 😏
Arlo: sure if it meant escaping elaine
Sera: Ayo
Sera: We gottem
Arlo: Its private messages.,
Sera: Screenshotted
Arlo:
YOU ARE READING
the forks go in the frigidaire
Fanfiction(Author is taking indefinite hiatus because of school) Fuck star-crossed lovers, here they are. Arlo thinks highly of himself but he's actually an idiot, John thinks he's cool enough to dodge the Fork, Elaine might be a stalker, and Cecile supposedl...
