all poems/articles/stories were written by me when i was in 5th or 6th grade XD. my old writing is horrendous!!
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2:00 PM
REI is now online
Claire is now online
Sera is now online
Johnera Bread is now online
Johnera Bread: sera look at this
Sera: what
Johnera Bread: Selenium Radium Phosphorus Hydrogen Iodine Sodium
Sera: are you studying for chem or smth...?
Claire: wow i didn't know you had the mental capacity to know all that john
REI: oh it spells seraphina
REI: SeRaPHINa, at least
Sera: oh.
Johnera Bread: how tf do you know
REI: kuyo is a chem major and he forced me to remember all this
Sera: the letter j is not in the periodic table :/
Johnera Bread: yeah that sucks.
Johnera Bread: Rhenium Iodine
REI: ReI
REI: wait thats me :D
Claire: gee John, that took you a while
Claire: dumbass
Johnera Bread: bitch please you can't even do that if you tried
Johnera Bread: Carbon Lanthanum Iodine Rhenium
Claire: why dont you just use chlorine for cl
Johnera Bread: for someone as sMaRt as you, i thought you'd figure that there's no element with an abbreviation of just A
Johnera Bread: in order to use chlorine, your name would have to be claire without the letters i and e so i could use argon..
Johnera Bread: happy now??
REI: damn bro 💀
Claire: i-
Sera: that was kinda stupid @ Claire
Claire: i know, that's why i failed chem
Asslo is now online
Asslo: i was reading the notifs and wow, i did not know you remembered all that shit @ Johnera Bread
Johnera Bread: it's what i do best
Sera: cap
REI: you have failing grades
Johnera Bread: i meant remembering irrelevant things
Claire: makes sense since you're so dumb
Asslo: ...
Asslo: Bismuth Technetium Hydrogen, Tungsten Hydrogen Asatine.
Claire: someone translate that, i don't speak periodic table 🙄
REI: "BiTcH, WHAt"
Claire: oh
Sera: ..
Sera: you're kinda bad at chem fr
Johnera Bread: Iodine Silver Rhenium Europium (without the u)
Asslo: Francium
REI: I AgReE(u)
YOU ARE READING
the forks go in the frigidaire
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