my brain isnt functioning
my brain isnt giving me ideas
rip
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Saturday, February 17, 20XX
3:14 AM
Next Victim is now online
Next Victim: an ice rink is basically a big refrigerator!!
Blick is now online
Blick: Isen ily but what the fuck.
Next Victim: a jacket is a zippable sweater
Blick: I-
Next Victim: an essay is an organized collection of words
Next Victim: a paper is a flattened tree
John is now online
John: what the fuck.
stalker is now online
stalker: have you seen isens diary though @ John
John: i have a picture, i think
stalker: which page
Next Victim: wtf
John: 4
stalker: oh i have page 183
stalker: whatthehellisthis.png
John: isenisnotokay.jpeg
stalker: and i also have some other pages of him rambling about blyke or smth
John: dm it to me
stalker: sure one sec
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11:38 AM
Arlo is now online
Arlo: Okay, which one of you was it?
Remi is now online
Remi: which one of us whaaa?
Arlo: There was a suspicious person running around in the school hallways a few minutes ago.
Remi: wait how do oyu know?
Arlo: I have access to the camera footage.
Next Victim is now online
Next Victim: are we just going to ignore the fact that he can see whats happening throughout the whole entire school
Remi: yep
Arlo: Okay, they have red hair. I think.
Remi: hm
Arlo: And they have weird red laser thingies coming out of their legs? Hands? Rear end? I don't know.
Remi: uh i think i know
Arlo: And yellow eyes? Who the heck could that be. I don't remember anyone with red hair and yellow eyes at all.
Remi: umm
Next Victim: cough cough blyke cough cough
Arlo: What the fuck is a Blyke? I don't know what a Blyke is.
Next Victim: are you serious
Remi: like actually serious
Arlo: Yes. I am 100% positively serious.
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11:20 AM (yes we backtracked in time to give context)
It was a nice, sunny-but-cold Saturday. The well known(?) trio of a familiar redhead, pinkette(?), and jack(a/n: if you get the pun-)-o-lantern were sitting at a bubble tea store, discussing the tarantula that they let loose in Arlo's apartment some time ago.
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Fanfiction(Author is taking indefinite hiatus because of school) Fuck star-crossed lovers, here they are. Arlo thinks highly of himself but he's actually an idiot, John thinks he's cool enough to dodge the Fork, Elaine might be a stalker, and Cecile supposedl...
