js crawled back from my cave of procrastination, hows everyone doing? XD
crickets crying
anyways i'm tired and dead from irl so time to drop a regular chat chapter- sorry lmao-
holy shit its been so long, 2 months, i can barely remember how to write.....oops XD
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Thursday, April 12, 20XX
2:00 AM
Remi is now online
Remi: @ everyone
Asslo is now online
traffic cone is now online
stop sign is now online
Remi: Guys
Remi: Apparently if you use a uPhone and text another person who has a uPhone "pew pew" then youll have a laser show on your screen or smth!!!
traffic cone: really??
stop sign: we have to try this bro
traffic cone: bro
Asslo: okay
Asslo: who texts who
Claire is now online
Claire: pew pew
Remi: oh wow
Remi: IT DID WORK
stop sign: HOLY SHEET.
Asslo: Congratulations
Asslo: I guess
traffic cone: idk if it's just me but there was confetti on my screen
random blyke simp has elbowed their way into the chat
random blyke simp: happy birthday
random blyke simp has been punted out of the chat
Claire: balloons. How come we haven't discovered these yet TT
traffic cone: Confetti and balloons
Remi: DUDE-
Elaine is now online
Elaine: Let's go
stop sign: happy chinese new year
traffic cone: what 💀
stop sign: what? i googled it
Claire: oh
Remi: oh.
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3:00 AM
Remi: anyone still here
Asslo: No
Asslo: Get the fuck out
Remi: No☆☆
Remi: I'm your cursed fanfiction dealer!!!!!☆☆
Asslo: Since when?
Remi: Since now, biatch☆
Asslo: Remi, are you high?
Remi: Im finding the forest fic!☆☆☆☆☆☆
Remi: Im obsessed with this symbol its so pretty☆
Asslo: No
Remi: googling it rn!☆☆
Asslo: Anything but the forest fic.
YOU ARE READING
the forks go in the frigidaire
Fanfiction(Author is taking indefinite hiatus because of school) Fuck star-crossed lovers, here they are. Arlo thinks highly of himself but he's actually an idiot, John thinks he's cool enough to dodge the Fork, Elaine might be a stalker, and Cecile supposedl...