Monday, March 12, 20XX
4:00 AM
RATatouille is now online
RATatouille: how many pringles can you stack in your mouth
Walmart Goku is now online
Walmart Goku: i actually havent tried that yet
Walmart Goku: we should do that for a YouTube video
stalker is now online
Avelina is now online
Evie is now online
RATatouille: bro that's such a good idea
Walmart Goku: bro
RATatouille: Bro
Walmart Goku: BRO
stalker: you have a YouTube channel?
Avelina: "SuperSaiyanOrange"
RATatouille: wait how tf
Evie: i found it one day and i showed the safe house your vine recreations
Walmart Goku: why
Walmart Goku: i can't bear to show my face in public again
Avelina: they thought it was funny though
stalker: idt that's a problem then
RATatouille: wait they fr thought it was funny? 😦
Evie: they were actually pretty funny
Evie: you should add the bloopers though
Walmart Goku: ive become laughingstock
stalker: that's a you problem, let's not make it a we problem
RATatouille: damn bro
Walmart Goku: why didn't you help me bro?!
RATatouille: there's no coming back after that bro 😔
Walmart Goku: it's okay bro i understand bro 😭
Avelina: im sure the word "bro" is their most used word now
stalker: fr everything that starts with b probably autocorrects to "bro" now
Evie: seems likely
RATatouille: it's a good word
Walmart Goku: yeah
stalker: alr
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4:30 AM
Walmart Goku: so this idiot was vibing to music while eating pringles
stalker: carry on
RATatouille: shut up 😭
Walmart Goku: he was like "wow I didn't choke"
Walmart Goku: then fucking choked after he said the word "choked"
stalker: 😶
Evie: that sucks
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6:00 AM
John is now online
Sera is now online
Sera: how big is your rock collection...
John: i have 25 rocks so far :D
Sera:
Sera has renamed John to Rock Collector
YOU ARE READING
the forks go in the frigidaire
Fanfiction(Author is taking indefinite hiatus because of school) Fuck star-crossed lovers, here they are. Arlo thinks highly of himself but he's actually an idiot, John thinks he's cool enough to dodge the Fork, Elaine might be a stalker, and Cecile supposedl...
