Tuesday, April 10, 20XX
4:20 AM
REI is now online
REI: Emojis I didnt know about: the toilet plunger, doll inside a doll, red pocket, glue, horn, crayon, pin, notebook, calendar.
Remi is now online
Remi: you realy dint know about the toilet plunger emoji????
REI: well yeah
REI: Where would you use it in a convo
Asslo is now online
Asslo: Half of the list is believable
Remi: ^
REI: Stop ganging up on me >:(
REI: But seriously, texting Mom "the 🪠 broke so help me unclog the toilet when you get back here"
Remi: LOL
Remi: thats weird tho!! u use every emoji existing :/
Remi: @ everyone can you believe that my brother didnt know about the toilet plunger????
REI: you just pinged everyone at 4 in the morning
Asslo: They're probably up by now
REI: ...damn
Remi: * they probably didn't sleep
REI: ..DAMN
Claire is now online
Claire: why were you all talking about toilet plungers ...
REI: WE WERENT
Claire: oh wait its about emojis
Claire: yeah i didnt know abt the toilet plunger one until now too
Remi: CLAIRE??? U TOO???
Asslo: Not everyone spams all their contacts with every emoji possible, Remi.
Remi: UMMM
Remi: SINCE WHEN????
REI: whythefuck.png
Remi: WDYMM????
Elaine is now online
Elaine: no
Claire: i was right
Remi: ELAINEEEEE
Remi: TELL EVERYONE HOW U KNEW ABT THE TOILET PLUNGER EMOJI PLS
Elaine: the plwhat the fuck?
REI: LMAO
Remi: UMMM
Remi: WHAT ABT THE DOLL IN A DOLL??
REI: WHERE WOUDL U USE THE DOLL IN A DOLL???
Asslo: ^
Elaine: Idk..
Elaine: Whats the doll thing tho??
Remi: ELAINE????
Sera is now online
Sera: the doll what the fuck?
Claire: ^
Elaine: Seraphina don't pretend I didn't see you digging out the pixy stix.
Sera: I'm not high
Elaine: That's what someone high would say
Sera: Correction I would be giggling and rolling around on the ground
YOU ARE READING
the forks go in the frigidaire
Fanfiction(Author is taking indefinite hiatus because of school) Fuck star-crossed lovers, here they are. Arlo thinks highly of himself but he's actually an idiot, John thinks he's cool enough to dodge the Fork, Elaine might be a stalker, and Cecile supposedl...
