Sunday, March 11, 20XX
3:00 AM
Arlo is now online
Arlo: I have become one with the coffee. Coffee is me. I am coffee. Awake.
Remi is now online
Remi: what happened
Arlo: Coffee.
Remi: NO.
Sera is now online
Sera: hell no
Remi: help
Arlo: coffee
Arlo: I need more coffee (:
Sera: not again
John is now online
John: am trying to prevent him from reaching the coffee machine
Sera: I'm upstairs. Nerf gun ready.
Remi: ???
Arlo: cOfFEEeeEeeEEE
Sera: he's a coffee addict
Sera: Arlo is too far gone
Remi: were you at?
Arlo: GIVRE BSCK THE COFFEE MAXCHIND
John: his apartment obviously
Sera: John on your 4 o clock
John: hand over the coffee
Arlo: No
Remi: im getting a strange sense of deja vu...
Sera: help?
John: shit he used his ability
Arlo: give back the coffee machine
Sera: just break the thing
Sera: I'm sure you can break it -_-
John: you do it
Remi: huh
Remi: I'm coming over
Sera: thank you
Arlo: No pinky.
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Ding-dong-!
Most people wouldn't be visiting others at 3 AM, but sometimes sacrifices have to be made.
"Again?" Remi asks, taking off her shoes.
"Yep." Seraphina replies from the top of the staircase, holding a Nerf gun. She aims at Arlo's barrier.
"He's a f*cking coffee addict." John says through gritted teeth. He puts the coffee machine behind him, the ever growing barrier pushing him into a corner.
"Give me the coffee machine!" Arlo screeches angrily.
"No! And it's 3 AM! What's wrong with you?!"
Remi winces as the toy gun bullet bounces off of the barrier, exploding on impact.
"What happened to sophisticated serious Arlo?! Who- what-" Remi stutters.
"He's too far gone now. Coffee and bagels are some things that he goes crazy about." Seraphina shoots the Nerf gun again, only for the bullet to explode again.
"Why don't you break it? You're strong enough to do so." Remi suggests.
"We tried. It didn't work." John states, backing into a corner as the golden barrier corners him and the coffee machine.
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Fanfiction(Author is taking indefinite hiatus because of school) Fuck star-crossed lovers, here they are. Arlo thinks highly of himself but he's actually an idiot, John thinks he's cool enough to dodge the Fork, Elaine might be a stalker, and Cecile supposedl...
