happy birthday to assho- as- arlo!
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Tuesday, March 27, 20XX
4:00 AM
60% pink/magenta/purple, 20% green, we don't talk about teal
Sera is now online
Claire is now online
Evie is now online
Elaine is now online
Remi is now online
Sera: now playing....would you rather...but you actually have to do it
Evie: oh this sounds fun!!
Sera: @ Evie wyr kiss me or...uh..kiss me idk
Evie: ..both tbh
Elaine: ew
Remi: elaine no.
Claire: congratulations 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Remi: claire you can stop spamming..
Claire: No 😁
Elaine: ugh you are so annoying
Claire: back at you bbg 🤪
Remi: 👁👄👁 is there smth wrong with this girl
Sera: i'm 90% sure it's like a morning thing
Sera: you know asslo without coffee?
Evie: that is terrifying
Remi: yeah
Elaine: no..?
Sera: that's claire rn but instead of angry, shes like, weird
Claire: Omfg gurl stop spilling my life story
Remi: ANYWAYS
Remi: @ Elaine wyr.. kiss asslo or uh. kiss someone in this gc
Elaine: Eww definitely Arlo!
Evie: Cap
Evie: @ Claire kiss marry kill Elaine Sera Remi
Claire: 👁👄👁
Claire: kiss sera marry remi kill elaine 😍
Elaine: hey, why kill me?
Claire: ur a lier
Sera: respect for boundaries?? No way, le gasp
Claire: @ Remi
Remi: ?
Claire: kiss marry kill blyke isen elaine
Elaine: why is it always me in the kiss marry kill...
Remi: but blyke x isen..
Remi: skip
Evie: good choice
Sera: tehe
Remi: @ Sera wyr. go skydiving or waterski
Sera: skydiving
Elaine: seriously what is wrong with you guys..
Claire: tbh everything :D
Sera: ok guys. @ Elaine wyr go on a date with the bane of your existence OR eat instant ramen made with toilet water
Evie: wtf is the second option..
YOU ARE READING
the forks go in the frigidaire
Fanfiction(Author is taking indefinite hiatus because of school) Fuck star-crossed lovers, here they are. Arlo thinks highly of himself but he's actually an idiot, John thinks he's cool enough to dodge the Fork, Elaine might be a stalker, and Cecile supposedl...
