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Saturday, March 10, 20XX
8:00 AM
Sera is now online
Sera: @ everyone
Evie is now online
Avelina is now online
stalker is now online
Remi is now online
Walmart Goku is now online
RATatouille is now online
Arlo is now online
Sera: did you know that Asslo can't blow bubblegum?
stalker: fr?
Remi: wait, he can't?
Sera: yeah
Sera: it's not working.mp4
Arlo: Seraphina!
Avelina: can confirm. he's horrible at it
John: he tried and it blew up right in his face.
Walmart Goku: wait actually?
Evie: Oml
RATatouille: I'm writing an article
Arlo: No
stalker: yes
Sera: Yes
Sera: Defense King Can't Chew Bubblegum!Read up.
Walmart Goku: Lol
Arlo: Seraphina.
Remi: Your ability is literally making bubbles of steel...
Arlo: What does that have to do with bubblegum?!
RATatouille: *balls of steel.
Evie: that sounds so incredibly wrong-
Avelina: I'm thinking about something relevant to this but it's not coming to me ):
stalker: my gaydar is tingling
Walmart Goku: ISENse something
RATatouille: Bro!
Walmart Goku: Bro ❤️
Sera: wait wait
Arlo: Not again.
Remi: Does Asslo...gay?
Arlo: Wtf, Remi?
stalker: oml that explains your silence during our Elaine expulsion
John: I can't believe it
RATatouille: this is golden
Arlo: No
stalker: Yes
Arlo: I'm not-
Walmart Goku: that's what a closeted gay would say
stalker: just trust me on this man, i took a gaydar test and got fully developed
stalker: and it's beeping like crazy rn
Sera: i trust this guy
Remi: it makes perfect sense
Remi: you have earrings dude!
Avelina: ...pff.
Arlo: Stfu Lina.
Arlo: Don't you dare. I will find your Sherri picture album and post it right here.
Avelina: suddenly I can't write
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Fanfiction(Author is taking indefinite hiatus because of school) Fuck star-crossed lovers, here they are. Arlo thinks highly of himself but he's actually an idiot, John thinks he's cool enough to dodge the Fork, Elaine might be a stalker, and Cecile supposedl...