1. Sorry for being super disappointing this week oops
2. If you still have faith in me I appreciate you
You see, I'm a suuuper lazy person...
And made the greeeeaaaaat choice to procrastinate until there is one day left!
So yeah-
I'm totally not doing this to avoid confrontation with my horrible storywriting and underlying want to just drop it all and make a rushed ending and end my suffering and then wait 2 months and then FUCKING MAKE ANOTHER ONE BECAUSE I'M A STUPID DIPSHIT LMAO
Summary: Me, as the best decision maker, procrastinated on part 2 of Chap. 13 and waited until there's 1 day left and then my sorry ass can't possibly finish the rest of it so I'm taking an extra week because I love to make people suffer (lie) and I need a break (lie) and it's gonna be summer break anyways and I'm training y'all to be patient (lie) and-
OKAY OKAY FINE I JUST NEED A LITTLE MORE TIME (truth)
I'm such a bad liar AHAHA-
But-
*still being a nice person....*
here are some fun stuff, try not to hate me after this :v
trans teens = sneet snart (trans teens backwards)
trans = train (self explanatory)
lesbian = lebsin (i stole this from another chatfic i think welcome to the circus by mashiee not sure tho sorry dude)
agender = what's gender i aint heard of no gender (uh)
gay = skittles (skittles are rainbow and i fucking hate chocolate so no m&ms)
demigirl/demiboy = demigod (self explanatory)
genderfluid = generic falcon (inside joke)
bi = prupel (uh)
sexual = leggings / sex = leg (well you see....no dhar mann)
romantic = rose dawn (sole reason is because biromantic is prupel rose dawn and rose dawn is satisfying to say but not as much as sneet snart)
pan = neon (sole purpose: panromantic is neon rose dawn and it makes sense)
omni = dokja (my friend and i somehow came to this conclusion dont ask)
demi = discord (same reason...if you're up to it i can explain in comments lmao)
gray = glass half full (idk man)
quoi = wtf (see there was this nickname calling this 'wtf'-sexual/'wtf'-romantic...)
homo = allele (homozygous allele...7th grade memories from a few years back okay guys)
hetero = mix n match (uh)
a-[input] = nein/no (self explanatory)
fluid = indecisive (listen this actually wasnt my fault lmfao)
two spirit = Isen (i instantly thought of his hair after this, i'm not sorry (LIE))
queer/questioning = huh (just like me rn trying to do chem on 2 hrs of sleep)
non-binary = embassy (random)
inter = retina (inter backwards looked kinda like retina okay)
cis = same old (uh)
gender = vinegar (ask my friend (lie) she came up with this (lie))
mono = metro (mono => monorail => metro)
poly = octagon (poly => polygon => octagon)
cupio = pastel (random)
female = mirror (those symbol thingies)
male = rocket science (i like rocket science i sort of like men [LIES])
yay
and with that fun ish part done.
I now retreat into my cave
for another week and half....
coming back bearing gifts (lie) fine fine a single gift (truth)
and to compensate..
a horribly drawn 0 effort ish minimal shading (it could've looked a lot more majestic than this trust me) Isen genderbend because i fucking love isen like hes my favorite character
and i can't draw shit so-
also the hairstyle i drew for his genderbend it's like a half ponytail half down,,, crazy stretch but if you've read the remarried empress it's kind of like king heinrey's hairstyle in the most recent, 126 i think?, when his hair is tied up
yeah das crazy
could I have tried harder? absolutely
did i? no
also i shaded with dark blue and realized when it was too late
bye
YOU ARE READING
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