dabis Kid (book one)

10. bar sweet bar

once we got to the bar i ran in pulling Zuzu with me. "UNCLE I BROUGHT ZU-BUNNY WITH ME THIS TIME!!!!!!!!!!" i yell. "okay you really did" he said back. "ALRIGHT EVERYONE TONIGHT WE WILL HAVE ZU-BUNNY AND LADY FLAME PREFORM!!!" uncle yelled to the crowd. "IN LIKE TWENTY MINUTES" i add on and the hole place grones. "okay uncle i'll take my normal scotch then for my dads wine and for my girlfriend her beer please" i say and he sets all the drinks on the feathers that i had let loose. i walk back over to see hitoshi, shoto, Zuzu, and Kat look at me like i was crazy. "what are giving me that look for?" i ask them. "you....you are drinking?" shoto asked me. "yup! done it since i was twelve" i say and his mouth drops. "what did you guys want i just got all our regulars?" i ask. "vodka" Kat says. "beer but my dads are gonna kill me" hitoshi says. "for me i'll go with a white wine" Zuzu says. "scotch mama an't raised no pussy" shoto said and me and dad fall over laughing. i go to uncle and give him their orders. when i get back everyone is happily chatting. i give them there drinks. before Zuzu gets the chance to even sip his wine i pull him up to the stage. "hello everyone today i am here with my bff and it so happens that he is Zu-Bunny. i will sing one song and he will sing one song then we will sing together!" i say into the microphone. i put five fingers in the air and uncle starts the sound-track for "area codes"

Yeah, yeah
Kali
You know I love me a mutherfuckin trick

Got a white boy on my roster
He be feeding me pasta and lobster
He just hit me up on Tuesday
Like "What you doing bae, let me take you shoppin" (brrr)
I told him well I'm a little busy (damn)
He said "Damn I'm in your city, (Fuck)
But anyway it's okay, hope you have a good day
Imma send you about 850" (ooh)
Then I told him "you treat me so well"
He said Cashapp or Zelle? (ching)
Matter of fact, Scratch that
Imma send you a stack just cause you fine as hell"
"And I told him well thank you baby" (thank you)
"Anything for my favorite lady" (ooh)
Well I gotta go, they just let me know
That I could pick up my Mercedes (skrrt)

I got hoes (might just be your nigga)
In different area codes (he know whats up)
Everywhere I go (every time I pop out)
I call and they drop the lo (come drop that fuckin location)
Cause I got hoes (might just be your bitch)
In different area codes (she know what's up)
Some of em bros (could be your daddy)
And I'm big pimpin cause they know (they know what's up)

Got a nigga, yeah he from the trap (ooh)
He lowkey, yeah he stay off the map (uh huh)
Anytime I need some money, he say pull up
Cause it gotta be cash (cash)
Pushed up, he designer down (down)
He like "bae you ain't ever around" (nah)
What nigga I gotta put up in the dirt cause why you ain't ever in town?
I'm outta the way with Pablo, (yeah)
This nigga swear that he el Chapo
He know not to play in my face
Cause I swear it's hard for him to keep my calm ho (on god)
He be tweakin cause he not my vato (nah)
In his pockets like I hit the latto (ching)
Imma get to this money, it's fuck these niggas
That's forever the motto (fuck em)

I got hoes (might just be your nigga)
In different area codes (he know whats up)
Everywhere I go (every time I pop out)
I call and they drop the lo (come drop that fuckin location)
Cause I got hoes (might just be your bitch)
In different area codes (she know whats up)
Some of em bros (could be your daddy)
And I'm big pimpin cause they know (they know what's up)

once i'm done singing everyone is silent  till my girlfriend says, "WOOOW LETS GO BABE POP OFF" when she said that everyone started clapping. then it was Zuzu's turn and o my god.

Who the fuck is Ava?
Is she the other girl?
I bet she's dyin' to date ya
And be your entire worldThought that I was dumb
When you asked me to go blonde
'Cause I knew that's what you wanted
Yeah, you wanted
A girl who did it all
Didn't pick up on your faults
Someone who is always fallin'
For your charmin'So why is there a red heart next to her name?Who the fuck is Ava?
Is she the other girl?
I bet she's dyin' to date ya
And be your entire world
I'm sick and tired of fakin'
Like I don't see your phone
When I see her name and you can't explainWho the fuck is Ava? Oh
Who the fuck is Ava? Oh
Who the fuck isBlinded by the lights
Tell me, why you tryna hide it?
I wasn't even threatened
You got me second-guessin'So why is there a red heart next to her name?Who the fuck is Ava?
Is she the other girl? (She the other girl?)
I bet she's dyin' to date ya
And be your entire world (your entire world)
I'm sick and tired of fakin'
Like I don't see your phone
When I see her name and you can't explainWho the fuck is Ava? Oh
Who the fuck is Ava? Oh
Who the fuck is Ava? Oh
Who the fuck is Ava? Oh
Who the fuck is

when he got done even i was stunned but then an out burst of clapping came. "alright everyone this time we are going to do a song together this time" i said and i looked at Zuzu who nodded.

I caught it bad yesterday
You hit me with a call to your place
Ain't been out in a while anyway
Was hoping I could catch you throwing smiles in my faceRomantic talking? You don't even have to try
You're cute enough to fuck with me tonight
Looking at the table all I see is weed and white
Baby, you living the life, but nigga, you ain't livin' rightCocaine and drinking with your friends
You live in the dark, boy, I cannot pretend
I'm not fazed, only here to sin
If Eve ain't in your garden, you know that you canCall me when you want, call me when you need
Call me in the morning, I'll be on the way
Call me when you want, call me when you need
Call me out by your name, I'll be on the way likeMmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmmAyy, ayy
I wanna sell what you're buying
I wanna feel on your ass in Hawaii
I want that jet lag from fucking and flying
Shoot a child in your mouth while I'm ridingOh, oh, oh, why me?
A sign of the times every time that I speak
A dime and a nine, it was mine every week
What a time, an incline, God was shining on meNow I can't leave
And now I'm acting hella elite
Never want the niggas that's in my league
I wanna fuck the ones I envy, I envyCocaine and drinking with your friends
You live in the dark, boy, I cannot pretend
I'm not fazed, only here to sin
If Eve ain't in your garden, you know that you canCall me when you want, call me when you need
Call me in the morning, I'll be on the way
Call me when you want, call me when you need
Call me out by your name, I'll be on the way likeOh, call me by your name (mmm, mmm, mmm)
Tell me you love me in private
Call me by your name (mmm, mmm, mmm)
I do not care if you lyingWell, I'm just feeling, mm-uh
I wanna get, mm-uh
I'm in my, into my, uh
I'm mm, mm
I'm still, mm, mm-mm, ooh

once we where done we screamed 'GO GAYS' then we went to sit down and drink our drinks. once we were done dad called grandpa to tell him that he was dropping six drunk kids at his house. before he had time to ask him why or even refuse a portal opened and the six came crashing onto his floor. he put a blanket over them and went to bed himself.