south park oneshots~

You deserve better (stan)

Wendy testaburger

The girl you always hated. You had a crush on Stan Marsh. You wondered why, because they break up, and get back together all the time. Why?

One day you thought that Stan and Wendy broke up again. You decided to confess your love to him. You were very nervous about telling him you have a crush on him. But you'll manage.

You walk up to Stan, with confidence. You are going to do it. Not try! Just do it! You never knew how hard is it to tell him that you have feelings for him.

"Stan?" You asked

"Yes y/n?" Stan said

"I have been crushing on you for years now, I like your personality a lot. You're nice, loyal to people, and well I think you're cute as well." You blushed.

Stan looks at you, he was rubbing his head behind his head. Why? "Look, y/n wendy and I are still dating. And if she sees us dating, I'm screwed, and you're screwed if she you and I are dating. Sorry." Stem said. Your heart shattered into a million bitty pieces. Cmon he deserves someone better than Wendy.

"Stan, you and Wendy have been breaking up, and coming back together. You deserve someone better. I am sorry." Y/n said

You're heart broke into more tiny pieces. Wendy is a big bitch. You couldn't cry in front of him. You don't want to cry in front of guys. "Stan! Why are you talking to her?! You cheating on me?!" Wendy shrieked.

"No. I was telling her that I don't want to date her." Stan said

"Oh! Funny story! Cmon. Let's stay away from that whore that you're talking to." Wendy said grabbing his hand and walking away.

Whore?

How are you a whore? You're a virgin man. She needs to take a chill pill to calm the fuck down.

Next day.

Wendy was making out with Stan in the park. You passed by, in tears. You never were going to get him. You decided to give up, and look for some other special person out there.

This was just one-sided stan x reader. I'm very sleepy now :c its 1:30 am. I'm tired. So night, night.