south park oneshots~

fuck men! (wendy)

All of the years you've lived. All of the men you've dated either cheated on you, or say you're not attractive. You are sad about that. The problem is, that you where bisexual. But no one even notices you are bisexual.

You walk down the hallway, looking at your ex's. You sighed. The only girl that truly understands you is Wendy. The beautiful raven haired girl you've ever met. You developed a crush on her, but you didn't want to tell her.

You walk up to Wendy, blushing. "Hey Wendy? Do you want to hang out this afternoon. It is Friday." You asked. You wanted to hang out with her for a long time.

"Sure! Why not." She smiled.

Mission accomplished, you invited your crush to your house.

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Wendy comes over to your house. You where waiting for this to happen, your crush is in your house with you. She sits down on the couch, and turns on the weather channel. You look at her dreamily, and thinking about what to say to her.

"Y/n, are you ok?" Wendy asked

"Today is a special day, today is national coming out day and I'm bisexual!" You said

"Really? I already knew that." Wendy smiles

"That's not all, I have a crush on you." You said.

"Y-you do? Well I'm bisexual as well." Wendy said

"Do you like me back?" You asked

Wendy nods yes, you hug her. 30 seconds later, you decided fuck it. And decided to kiss her on the lips. Wendy blushed, but kissed back.

"I liked girls because of men. I wish men were better." You said.

"Guess what? Fuck men! They are dumb anyways. Plus girls are soooooo much better than guys." Wendy said

You nod yes. Men where dumb anyways. All they care about is sex, big boobs, big asses, beating their dicks to anime porn, and think about sex 5 times per-day. You where more happy with Wendy. Everyone was shocked, but proud that you where a bisexual couple. You never felt so happy in your entire life.