south park oneshots~

kik message's (Clyde)

(A/n) this actually happend to me in school!!!) (And in this one shot, you're in 8th grade)

___'s POV

There he is.

Clyde Donovan. The most cutest boy I've ever seen in my life. I like how strong he is, I love all strong guys. I love his shiny brown hair, and chocolate eyes.

All of my friends know that I like him. Bebe said that he is a awesome kisser, and one time that they made out in the movie theatre. I never had my first kiss, or had a guy say I'm cute before.

I knew Clyde likes me because he was studdering and had a red face when he was talking to me. Wendy said that he may like me. I wish I had the guts to tell him, that I like him. But since 6 guys rejected me I don't know if I should tell him or not.

*time skip til last period*

"Hi ___" Heidi said.

"Hey girl!" I chirped.

"I heard you like Clyde." She said.

"Indeed I do." I said

"I have his kik, give me your kik username, and I'll text it too him." Heidi said pulling out her phone.

"Ok." I said writing down my username and giving it to Heidi.

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A few hours later Clyde texted me on kik. These messages are quite flirty.

New message 17:45:

Clyde: Hi! I heard you are cute :*

Oh my gosh. A cute guy said that I am cute! That's the first time someone has said that to me, I'm really flattered.

Me: Hi cutie ^^ I am very cute. You're like the first guy that said that I'm cute.

Clyde: well a girl like you should earn lots of love and respect <3

Me: d'awww you're making me blush >\\\\<

Clyde: have you Kissed anyone b4?

Me: nope, never! ;-;

Clyde: well I'll make it the first then :* :*

Me: hey, I need to do my home work. Ttyl cutie <3

Clyde: OK. Ily, bye :)

Next day at lunch.

There's Clyde! I can't wait to sit next to him. He is so charming! I sit down at the table with the boys, sitting next to Clyde.

"I don't like you." Clyde said. Wait, what?

"What? What do you mean? Yesterday you were messaging me, and flirting with me on kik." I said pulling out my phone showing the message's.

"That isn't me! It's Heidi! I deleted my kik 2 weeks ago." He exclaimed. Wait, Heidi catfished me? How could she?!!!

I go over to Heidi yelling at her face. "How dare you! You catfished me you bitch. He doesn't like me!" I said

"Well that wasn't me!" She lied. Lying makes it worse for her bitch ass.

"Yes! It was you! You gave me the kik, messaged me, and it backfired."

"Well! No one wants to date you cause you're ugly ___." She said flipping her hair. Wait, am I ugly? No wonder a guy doesn't like me.

I sit back down at my seat. Kyle looks at me concerned "hey. You ok? You look like you're about to cry." He said.

"I was catfished by Heidi on kik." I said wiping my tears away.

"Hey don't worry. There's other fish in the sea out there for you. Clyde isn't the right one for you. Even though you're a very nice girl, and that any girl would kill to be pretty like you. Just don't stop looking for someone out there." Butters said.

I guess he's right. I will not stop looking for someone special out there. Heidi has to pay for what she did.

A/n:

Yes! This happened to me in school, I thought this would be an awesome idea for a oneshot.