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Off limits (Jealous!Craig)

Jealous!Craig x shy!Reader

Craig POV

There she is y/n, my girlfriend. We have been going out for about three months now. She is with Clyde a lot. She says Clyde this Clyde that. Hell to the no. Why is she with him?! Clyde and y/n always laugh and have a good time together. Fuck to the no.

Y/n walks up to me with Clyde next to her, what?! She smiles at me with him. Clyde makes her laugh more than I do! That's it, that's it! "I'm sorry Clyde, y/n and I want to be alone now." I pulled her close to me.

"Oh ok. Have fun, don't hurt her." Clyde said walking away. I knew what he meant.

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Y/n was texting away on her phone. Please tell me it isn't Clyde! I don't want him taking her away from me. I look over to her phone, and she is texting Clyde! Oh god dammit why? I hate Clyde so much.

I take her phone away, and put it in my jacket pocket. "Hey!" She yelled.

"Whatever" I shrugged. She was kinda getting pissy. She wants Clyde more than me. "You can't text him."

"Why?!" She yelled

"Because, he's too good for you. You should be with me." I growled

"Wait, what? You're jealous?" She asks

"Nope. I don't get jealous. You know I'm emotionless."

"it's ok to be a little jealous." She says

"I'm not jealous y/n!" I snapped

"Clyde, and I aren't together, were just good friends. He's like a brother to me. Jesus, you don't have to be all pissy." She groans.

I give her her phone back. "I'm sorry. Its just you spend too much time with him." I admitted

"Oh, so you where jealous." She said lightly poking me.

"Ok, ok, fine I was jealous." I admitted.

"Its ok to have emotions."

"Whatever."