south park oneshots~

bloody murder (yandere!Kyle)

These actions are based off of yandere sim

Kyle's POV

There she was a beautiful h/c colored girl named y/n, l/n. I loved her ever since the day she set foot in school. I dream about her every night, her hugging me, and kissing me. I couldn't look at her for a week after I had a wet dream about her. Y/n is just my life.

One time, I snuck into her house and watched her sleep. I also cut a piece of hair while she was still asleep. Y/n looks cute when she sleeps. I also stole one of her shirts that smelt like her. She honestly didn't notice. I also pulled her band-aid out of the garbage can, it still had her blood on it.

But there was a problem, Clyde and Eric likes her. But why? They must be eliminated. I'm going to plain this one out. Clyde has a drunk dad that beats him, perfect to fake a suicide. Eric is going to die by me poisoning him.

I left a note for Clyde in his locker, that I wanted to talk to him about my family problems with him. He agreed to met me after school on the rooftop. Perfect.

At 4:30 Clyde waits for me patiently, and looks at the sky standing by the balcony bar. I run over there shoving him against the edge, and taking off his shoes. Clyde falls off when I took his shoes off. I heard a beautiful sound of his body landing on the ground. I left a fake suicide note on his shoes. Clyde was suicidal anyways, and since I'm good with writing, I can make my handwriting look like anyone's. Clyde will not talk to my y/n, she'll won't deal with his shit anymore.

Next day, I follow her to school. Everyone was sad that Clyde "committed suicide" even y/n was sad that it happened. But the next target is eric cartman. The stupid fatass is saying that he'll confess his love to her on Friday. My plain is to kill him by making it look like food poisoning.

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At lunch today, I'm going to put poison in cartmans food. Its going to be beautiful to watch. I put some poison in his food when no one was looking. Y/n sat with the other girls as usual, its ok. At lest she won't let me see her doing bad things.

Cartman takes a bite of his food, a few seconds later he starts to cough really bad. His face went blue, students ran to get a nurse and a teacher. It was beautiful to watch this.

The paramedics arrived, they couldn't revive him. I was super happy.

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A few weeks later

Today was the day I was going to confess that I love her. I go up to her in the hallway after first class, I started to talk to her "y/n. I love you." I said blushing

Y/n's POV

Kyle loves me? Oh wow that is awesome! I wanted to confess to him but I guess not. "I love you too." I blushed. He starts to hug me. I needed that. I hugged him back. Bebe starts to taunt me, and she went to kiss my baby? What the hell? Kyle runs away. Seconds later I hear a chainsaw sound. It got closer and closer. Kyle runs up to bebe with a chainsaw, cutting her into pieces. Students run and scream. The lights go out. I run too. I hide into a janitor's room, shaking. If he killed Bebe, then he maybe poisoned Eric. I really was happy that fatass died.

"Y/n where did you go~" I heard him singing. I shook in fear. He opens and searches classroom by classroom looking for me. Then I realised that he is coming to the door where I'm at. No! No! No! "There you are~" he cooed

"Ahhhh!" I screamed backing up! "You're a monster."

"Oh shh shh. I don't want to hurt you. I want you all to myself. No one else can have you." He licks the blood off "the blood is so good."

"Kyle!" I shrieked. He kissed me to keep me calm. I can't even. He kept me safe from other boys. I didn't want Kyle to kill anyone, so if anyone asks me out, I'll reject them. I don't want anyone killed anymore.