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Yandere!Kyle x reader

Kyle's POV

I can't feel anything......I never felt so emotional about a girl in my life. Y/n l/n is the girl I love. I love how her h/c bounces when she walks. I know two people that like her. Clyde, and Bebe. Both Bebe, and y/n are bisexual, Clyde is straight as an arrow. I went eavesdropping on both off them, I have been over hearing them talking to themselves about y/n; and they like her. They are planning to confess to her next Friday. I want to stop them, I want to hurt them, I want to kill them. I'm not insane, I just want y/n to be mine.

In order for me to make them both suffer, and die. I need to stalk kidnap them, or kill them without anyone seeing me doing it. I need to find out their secrets to blackmail them, have their reputation drop, see them get bullied till the point they want to commit suicide.

I stand outside of the school, chilling. I see Bebe running outside to the front door, with her cell phone in her hand. I need to listen very carefully. "Hello? Dude I told you not to call me when I'm at school. I don't want to do that again- wait how much did you say?......OK, I'll meet you there by the bar tonight. Bye.." She hangs up her phone. It sounds like she's paid to sell her body. Now that's a juicy secret, I can just tell the other students that Bebe is a prostitute by night. She's so going to get it. But I know that everyone hates sluts, Bebe is a slut alright.

"Hey Stan" I said walking up to him, "Here's something that you wanna know about Bebe Stevens. You see, last night I saw her selling her body." Stan looks at me in shock.

"Dude....I knew that was Bebe. Wow, she's a whore." Stan said. Haha, with that story going on around, y/n will reject her love confession. This will be an interesting week. I hope she suffers right now!

Stan goes on to tell the other students about Bebe's little secret, the students were disgusted. As the days went on, she started to get bullied. Students are calling her names, punching her, threatened to kill her, putting graffiti on her desk, and locker. Boy she's gone for. The girls quit talking to Bebe, no one wanted to hang out with her, or help her with her homework.

"Bebe, why don't you jump off the rooftop?!" One kid yelled out. Bebe screamed out, and left the cafeteria. I start to follow her she is going to the rooftop. Time to see her jump off to her death, which will be great. She won't see y/n ever again. Mwhahahahaha. Bebe takes off her heals, and leaves a suicide note by her shoes. She jumps off the rooftop, I heard a splat sound. She is dead. I peak over to the edge, her neck is twisted, there is blood on the concrete, and some of her bones have been sticking out of her limbs.

The next week, Clyde has been giving y/n flowers, and chocolates. Oh hell no! I need to kill him. I am going to chop his limbs off with my chainsaw, his blood will be spilled on me. I don't care who's blood I need to kill, y/n will be mine. She doesn't have a choice.

My plain is to kill Clyde in front of everyone, I want everyone to know that I am doing this for her. If I need to kill y/n if she rejects me, then I fucking will.

Clyde and y/n were talking, he was about to kiss her. I run I've to Clyde with my chainsaw. I turned it on, I cut Clyde in half. Everyone looks at me, and screams. Y/n screams, and cries 'why' over, and over. I walk over to her, and kissed her. But I am going to get her heart. I cut her head off, her blood is spattered all over me.

Suddenly, I was shot in the head. I don't know who shot me, but I guess I'll be with y/n in the after life. Forever.

The person who shot me was Stan.