"If you don't stop, I'm gonna start stabbing sh!t." PART 2 // A DSMP Fanfiction

Chapter 202

    Phantom's eyes widened and he coughed. Bee looked at him weirdly and Tommy and Ender just stared at Bee with a deadpan face. "What? It is!" He said and Clementine moved forward to look at Bee. "Bee," Tommy said slowly. "Yeah?" He replied, looking at him.

    "You're. Engaged." Tommy said slowly. "Yeah, and?" Bee replied, still not understanding apparently. "Bee. You're engaged to Ender." Tommy said, staring at him with a deadpan expression. Phantom's eyes widened and he got up and slammed his hands on the table.

    "I knew it!" He yelled and I snickered. We both were suspicious of Bee and Ender. Bee sighed. "What's your point?" He asked Tommy and Phantom stared at him. "Are you serious right now-?" Phantom asked.

    "Bee, I'm a man. You're a man. We're in a relationship." Ender said, looking like he was trying his best not to laugh. Bee nodded slowly. "I still don't get it," Bee said and Tommy burst into laughter, not able to keep it together anymore.

    "Bee. I'm. Gay. We. Both. Are." Ender said, trying to reason with Bee as he tried his best not to laugh. Bee looked at him. "We are?" He said and Ender burst into laughter, putting his head in his hands. Ender recovered and took deep breaths, trying to keep it together.

    "Give me your hand, Bee," Ender said and Bee nodded, placing his hand in Ender's open palm. Ender pointed at a silver ring with a black gemstone which was on Bee's ring finger. "That's our engagement ring, Bee." He said and Tommy looked like he was going to burst into laughter again. Bee nodded.

    "WE'RE GOING TO GET MARRIED, BEE!" Ender said, laughing so hard tears appeared in his eyes.  Bee nodded slowly. "Yeah?" He said and Tommy leaned on Clementine, trying to support himself because he was laughing so hard. Ph1LzA was laughing, trying to control himself. I grinned at Phantom and he grinned back. "Knew it," I said and we high-fived.

    "BEE, WE ARE GOING TO BE A MARRIED GAY COUPLE," Ender said and Bee nodded. "Yeah, we are. For tax reasons." Bee said and Ender groaned, trying not to laugh. "Bee, we were originally going to be married for tax reasons, BUT THEN WE FELL IN LOVE!" He said, barely being able to keep it together. Bee nodded and leaned over to kiss Ender's cheek.

    "Yeah, we did fall in love," Bee said with a smile. Ender smiled slightly and kept on staring at him. Tommy finally got his laughing under control and took deep breaths and looked at Bee and Ender.

    "You know, you look exceptionally hot today." Bee said with a wink and Ender's face immediately flushed purple. "T-Thanks, love-" Ender stuttered and Bee laughed. Phantom looked at Bee.

    "So, what do you think of homosexuality now?" Phantom asked and Bee looked at him. "It's still a sin." He said and Ph1LzA facepalmed, Tommy, Clementine, and I burst into laughter, and Phantom stared at him.

"Bee, you are the most homophobic homosexual I have ever seen."