"If you don't stop, I'm gonna start stabbing sh!t." PART 2 // A DSMP Fanfiction

Chapter 203

    "He brokr." A voice said sadly. "He's brocken." A voice said with the same tone of sadness. "Don't break our beloved!" A voice said and I snickered. "Oh no, our bee boy, he's brocken!" A voice said and another voice said "Oh no. Our beloved bee boy is brocken." In a sad voice, causing other voices to laugh. "E." A voice said.

    I covered my mouth to try to hide the laugh which was about to escape me and took a bite of my ice cream. Bee nodded slowly. "Oh- Ok-?" He said and Tommy burst into laughter again. Ph1LzA just seemed like he was disappointed in us, but there was a hint of a smile under his bucket hat. Bee looked at Tommy, then at Phantom, and then at me.

    "You three are like Neapolitan ice cream." He said blankly and Ender stared at him and then looked at us. "Wait, it does make sense-" He said. "Tommy's the vanilla, Phantom's the chocolate, and Blade's the strawberry." He said and Ph1LzA chuckled.

    "Makes sense." He said and Tommy looked like he didn't know how to respond. Tommy looked sideways at Clementine and realised the ice cream smiley face was still on their blade. "Oh my God, Clem, I'm so sorry!" He said, trying not to laugh as he grabbed a napkin and wiped the ice cream away. Clementine laughed and then glowed a bit brighter as I realised they had an idea.

    "Are you finished with your ice cream yet, Tommy?" They said and Tommy thought about it and shook his head. "Nope, I'm still eati-" He got cut off by Clementine slamming their blade onto his ice cream. Tommy's widened as tears formed in his eyes.

    "W-Why w-would you d-do that?!!?" He stuttered, tears threatening to spill and I snickered at his reaction. "Go wail regarding it." They said, smugness radiating off them. I grinned and gently slapped their handle.

    It was supposed to be like a high-five, and Clementine understood because they laughed and hit their handle against my hand. Tommy wailed and started crying and Phantom hid his face from Tommy, but I could see he was laughing. Ender's eyes softened and he petted Tommy's hand comfortingly.

    "There, there, Tommy, it's fine." He soothed and Bee nodded, putting an arm around Tommy's shoulder. "Yeah! We'll get you a new one!" He said but his face was red from trying not to laugh.

    "L." Clementine said, moving deeper into the ice cream and snuggling in it to rub more salt into Tommy's wound. Tommy let out a loud wail and curled into a ball and cried harder. Phantom snickered. "Child." He said and Tommy wailed.

    "Ph1LzA, Phantom's being mean to me!" He whined and Ph1LzA clapped a hand to his mouth to try to stifle a laugh. "We'll get you a new one, Tommy. But didn't you say you were almost done anyways?" He said and Tommy sniffled and thought about it for a second. Then he started crying again and glared at Clementine. Then he lunged at them.

"I SWEAR TO GOD, CLEMENTINE, I WILL END YOU!"