"If you don't stop, I'm gonna start stabbing sh!t." PART 2 // A DSMP Fanfiction

Chapter 204

    Clementine laughed. "Bold of you to assume you can destroy me, foolish mortal." They said and Tommy wailed and hit Clementine. Clementine dodged and he hit his hand on the hard table. Tommy froze and then tears welled up in his eyes again.

    He wailed and cradled his hand as Bee tried his best not to laugh. "Ow!" Tommy screamed as he cried. By now, the ice cream had melted into a pile of mush. Clementine radiated smugness and laughed evilly.

    "You shall never get the best of me. For I am the mighty axe Clementine, blade of myths and legends." They said and Tommy glared at them. "I hate you." He said darkly, sniffling at the pile of ice cream. Ph1LzA laughed quietly and finished his ice cream. Phantom looked at Tommy and sighed. He gently slid his ice cream to Tommy and Tommy's eyes widened.

    "I-I-I-I-I-Ice c-c-c-c-c-cream? F-F-F-F-F-For m-m-m-m-m-m-me?" Tommy stuttered and Phantom groaned and nodded. "If this gets you to stop whining, then yes." He said and Tommy grinned.

    "You know what, you might be one of the only heroes I can tolerate," Tommy said, devouring his ice cream before Clementine could touch it. Phantom looked at him and quickly turned away, but I could see his expression. He smiled gently and stared out the window, and I knew he was touched by Tommy's words. 

   Clementine was looking at Tommy's new ice cream like they wanted to smash into that ice cream too. But before they could move, Tommy finished it all. Clementine and Tommy stared at each other and then burst into laughter. Tommy then looked at Clementine like he was analysing them.

    "If I licked the ice cream off of you, would that be weird?" He said and Bee froze. "Tommy." He said and Tommy and Clementine looked at him. "What?" Tommy asked. "If you see a person walking down a street, covered in ice cream, would you walk up to them and lick the ice cream off them?" Bee said and Tommy stared. "Ew, no!" He said, moving away from Bee.

    "That's what it would be like if you licked the ice cream off Clem, Tommy," Bee said and Tommy and Clementine turned to look at each other. "If I scoop the ice cream off you and lick my finger- Wait no now that seems kind of romantic-" Tommy said. There was silence for a moment and then Clementine proposed an idea.

    "Wait, open your mouth." They said and Tommy nodded hesitantly and opened his mouth. Everyone watched as the ice cream floated off Clementine and into Tommy's mouth. Tommy's eyes widened and when he had eaten all the ice cream, he cheered. "Yay! Thank you, Clem!" He said and hugged Clementine tightly. Bee laughed.

    "Those two can't be mad at each other for more than five minutes," He said with a small smile. Clementine laughed and radiated warmth that I could feel from my seat. Everyone else let out sighs of relief that Tommy's tantrum was over and finished our ice cream while making small jokes and talking. We paid for the ice cream and walked out.

    Bee turned to Ender and looked at him blankly. Ender noticed and looked at him with a confused look. "Wha-" Ender started to ask, but before he could finish, Bee leaned closer to him and kissed his cheek. "I- H-Huh?" Ender said, his face instantly flushing purple. Bee laughed and licked his lips.

    "You had ice cream on your cheek, love." He said and Tommy scoffed. "Was there actual ice cream on his face or were you just looking for an excuse to kiss him?" He said and Bee smiled. "Both." He said and Ender blushed even more. Bee laughed and walked forward, leaving Ender to stare at Bee as he gently raised a hand up to his face to touch where Bee had kissed him.

    Tommy rolled his eyes and Phantom looked at Tommy's head, specifically, where Tommy's raccoon ears were. Phantom looked at them and walked to Tommy to touch his ears, but before he could touch them, Tommy whipped around and punched him.

    "Don't touch me. I am a raccoon that has rabies. I will bite and infect you." Tommy said and Ph1LzA chuckled. "Children." He said and Tommy stared at him. Then he scoffed and started whispering to Clementine, making them giggle at what they said. We hung out a bit more and then we said our goodbyes and called it a night. As Ph1LzA, Phantom, and I walked back to our house, I smiled as I twirled a dagger around in my hand.

Patrolling with the Bench Trio was actually kind of fun.