Today Jay was very bored. He had nothing to do but pranking. He decided to prank his friends on doing a lyric spam. (If you want, play this song while Jay texts)
The crazy manics group chat
Kai: and thats how I got a girlfriend :)
Lloyd: Out of all people I don't know how you got a girlfriend
Cole: Fr his hair looks like a porcupine
Nya: 😂😂
Kai: Shut up it doesn't
Zane: Your hair is spiky, and porcupines do have spikes just like yours
Kai: ...
Lloyd: EVEN A NINDROID THINKS YOUR A PORCUPINE LMAOO
Kai: -.-
Jay: People say I try too hard
Cole: Bro what?
Kai: Sometimes you do Jay, mostly around my sister 🤷
Nya: KAI!
Jay: People say I come off really awkward
Lloyd: So true no offense
Nya: You okay Jay?
Jay: You know I don't mean no harm
Kai: Tf?
Jay: I'm just trying to be myself
Zane: That is really good! Glad your trying to be yourself
Lloyd: I think this is gonna be a rant now-
Cole: Yeah probably
Jay: but sometimes I get confused
Nya: On what bruh?!?!
Jay: Cause I can't read social cues
Zane: What is going on? I don't seem to understand your problem Jay
Jay: Threw my inhibitions out the door
Kai: Wtf?
Nya: Did somebody give him drugs?
Cole: Why the fuck would we do that?
Jay: I don't have an excuse, I'm just living in my youth
Lloyd: What???
Jay: Don't know why people don't like me more
Nya: Thats not true Jay, we love you.
Cole: Yeah did something happen?
Zane: I can't comprehend what your saying Jay
Jay: I have no friends but that's okay
Kai: Bitch what about us?
Lloyd: Fr did anyone hurt his feelings or something? COLE WAS IT YOU?
Cole: What no?
Nya: Somebody go into his room
Lloyd: I'm at starbucks, dealing with this shit
Kai: Im doing my hair
Jay: I don't need them anyway
Kai: See Nya, he doesn't need us now let me do my hair yall 🙄
Lloyd: Let me have my drink 🙄🙄🙄
Cole: Am I the only one? but why isn't Zane texting
Kai: Yeah I wonder why....he probably has better things to do
Jay: I do my best all on my own
Jay: And I'd just rather be alone
Jay: Rather be alone
Lloyd: Bros a loner 💀💀💀
Jay: I have no friends but I'll be fine
Jay: I don't need them to pass the time
Jay: and when I put my resting bitch face on, I look stone cold
Nya: JAY WALKER YOU NEVER CURSED, BECAUSE YOU KEEP SAYING IT WAS A SIGN OF VERBAL WEAKNESS!
Kai: Did some dumbass hack into his phone or something?
Cole: I guess so.
Jay: I'd just rather be alone
Jay: Rather be alone
Nya: Babe whats wrong?
Jay: I have no friends
Cole: Jay then what about us?
Jay: I'd just rather be alone
Jay: Rather be alone
Nya: Im loosing my shit 🤬🤬
Lloyd: 😤 😤 😤 😤
Cole: I think he's doing a lyric spam...
Jay: LMAO TOOK YOU LONG TO REALIZE, THE PRANKSTER STRIKES AGAIN 💅
Nya: I gotta do something be right back guys
Nya goes offline
Jay: GUYS HELP ME, NYA IS CHASING ME WITH A SPATULA
Lloyd: You deserve it bro 😂
Jay: HELP
Jay goes offline
*Kai and Cole hear the glass break*
Cole: Holy shit
Lloyd: What happened?
Kai: I think we need to plan a funeral for Jay
Cole: Fr 💀
Lloyd: ...
POOR JAY anyways hope you liked it even though it wasn't good. I didn't really wanna do the whole song because im actually lazy sorry and the ninjas would know easily so once again sorry. Also for Zane fans your probably like where the fuck is Zane. Well lets just say Jay held him captive because Zane would easily know if it's a lyric prank. It was thanks to pixel's help that Zane was shut down. Yes pixel was on this as well lol. Anyways have a good day/night
Cya ^^
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