Lapis was gaming on her PC, just taking a break with the bad weather out
Lapis: KNEEL BEFORE THE DUKE, CLOAKA!!
She was knocked down soon after
Lapis: Aww...
She was helped up
Lapis: Thank you to whoever's playing Dallas
Spark: *on mic* That's me. Also you know you can't turn special enemies into hostages
Lapis: I thought you were Jacket
Spark: *on mic* someone else was Jacket so the game made me be Dallas. And this is why you don't run Ex-president. If your armor breaks and you have nowhere to run you're screwed [author's note: I know that one from personal experience]
Lapis: I don't care, I like Ex-President
There was a notification sound
Lapis: Let's wrap this up. I got something I need to check
Spark: *on mic* Got the last bag right here
They finished up their game of Payday 2, and Spark leaves remembering he has to go pick Sunshine up from her grandmother.
Lapis: Let's see... oh boy. This will be good!! Hi again readers!! The author's been having fun with Summer, writing and payday [authors note: everything Lapis uses in payday, is what I use.], but it's time for the dares to return. And who better to give us our dare then the dare king himself!! By the way Hatchlin, check your roles on the discord. You've earned it. Play RLcraft and raise a dragon? Ooh!! This will be fun
She spins the wheel and gets her 3 victi- I mean contestants!! Yeah!! Let's go with that
Lapis: So, we have Tyler, Rose, and La- Me?!?
She checks the wheel again
Lapis: So much for spending less time on my screen. I don't think my doctor will accept 'I was dared to' as an excuse for giving myself headaches. Oh well, let's get gaming!!
Rose: We're just playing a game?
Lapis: Eeh, kinda. We have to play this crazy hard modpack
Tyler: I'm always up for a challenge!!
Game chat: PartyAmimal482 was slain by Trumpet Skeleton
Tyler: I've been killed by Dr. Doot bones
Lapis: This will be a long time
After many hours and deaths, most from FlowerQueenRose (she made her account when she was 5. Her name creativity wasn't the best) due to the many event mobs that killed her while she just wanted to make a home for everyone
Lapis: We did it!! Woo. Oh man I'm gonna collapse
Rose: Did what?
Tyler: We killed the dragon so now we get its egg
Lapis: so we have to wait for it to hatch, and feed it dragon treats. Hold on, I'm gonna grab some aleve
Tyler: How do we even make dragon treats?
Rose: I'm not sure
Tyler: Dragon treats RL craft...
Besides completely butchering how you spell treats (fradt is how he spelled it), he realized he needed to look up dragon meals, not treats
Tyler: Bones and meat. Easy! Just have to kill hundreds of animals
Rose: Is there a... non murder way to get it?
Tyler: Nope!!
Rose made an uncomfortable noise. She's not sure how she feels about killing animal in games. Yes it's all virtual and she knows it is, but her mind still makes her feel guilty
Lapis: I can't find the aleve
Rose: I think Ella has it
Lapis: I'll ask. Be right back again
Tyler: So many deaths... so many dragons killed. It'll be worth it soon!!
Lapis: Alright I found it.
She opened a bottle of water and took the pills
Tyler: We need bones and meat
Lapis: Don't we have a bunch of bones from the battle tower?
Tyler: Ye
Lapis: And Rose was growing wheat right?
Rose: Yes
Lapis: So just get some cows, breed em up, and kill then all!
Rose: Nope. I can't do this. You two can have your fun but I'm no longer comfortable wit this, even if it's not real
She leaves the discord call and plays Animal Crossing. It's too rainy to do anything else
Lapis: Guess it's time for the true gamers to do this
500 dead cows, another hour or 2, and a few more dragons killed, they were finished. They finaly had enough meals to fully feed their pet fire dragon
Tyler: Here's your last meal Fredric!
Lapis: We never agreed on Fredric
Tyler: Why not Fredric?
Lapis: Fredric it is!
Their flaming hot dark grey dragon was fully fed!! Now only one thing was left to do
Tyler: Saddle up time!
He equipped the saddle and jumped on its back.
Tyler: I think I miss-clicked
Lapis: Why?
Tyler: The house is in flames
Lapis: Thanks for reading guys!! It's great to make another one of these! Anyway, I hope you enjoy the rest of your day, and the next. Byee!!
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