Lapis: I've gotta think of a greeting... why good day to you my beautiful audience friends- no, that one's already taken. HELLOOO THIS IS a little too nostalgic... umm... can I pull off an Irish accent?
Diamond: No
Lapis: How would you know!!
Diamond: Not to be rude, but your not very good at accents
Lapis: Offense taken!! But you're right, so I forgive you. Why are you here again?
Diamond: I got that book at the library for you
Lapis: *gasp* THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!
She jumped right out of her chair and grabbed the book from Diamond's hand
Lapis: Cyberpunk 2077: No Coincidence!! Yes yes yes!!! Oh, right. Uh, so if you guys were curious why story production is slow, it's because of 3 things, school, scrapping ideas and restarting, and Cyberpunk 2077. It's just so fun!!! I gotta get Phantom Liberty!! And see if I did everything so I can kiss Panam in the ending...
She got a strange look for Diamond
Lapis: What? Just cause I'm a girl doesn't mean I can't date another girl in a video game! V was male in that save file anyway so it's not gay!
Diamond: I'm fine if your gay, I'm just confused why you're talking to yourself
Lapis: I'm talking to that camera
She pointed to a small camera on her monitor
Diamond: Ok then. Just make sure you give it to me in a week so I can return or renew it for you
Lapis: Thank you!!
She leaves Lapis to her own Buissness
Lapis : Aaannyyywayyy, we got a truth!! Let's see... if you had to make a... fursona... this reeks of hatchlin but hey! We don't hate furries here at Super Shenanigans. You can hate them all you want, but if someone's not harming others or themselves, let them have fun. Alright? That being said I'm still not the biggest fan of furries, so give me time to think of this. Sending this to Brighter Future. Mia's probably got something
Mia: If you had to make a fursona, what would you pick? I have a few. Not really fursonas, but I have imagined myself as a few animal hybrid superheros before. I think my favorite is my first ever OC, Cat Claw!! I made her when I was 6, so I wasn't the best with names. She's a calico cat with indestructible nails that can do whatever she wants! She can do fire claws that leave a flame trail into whatever she scratches, ice nails that freeze her enemies, sticky nails that climb better, and sleepy nails that make her enemies go to sleep when scratches to name a few!!
Sunny: What's a fursona?
15 minutes of research later
Sunny: *deep breath* You know what? No. I find fighting fun, so I'm not one to talk. I don't really have one, but there is an old drawing Mia made of me as a half human, half monkey thing
Mia: I uh... have no idea what you're talking about!!
Mia is known for her art and acting skills, but no amount of acting skills can make her good at lying while embarrassed
Sunshine: Right... so I guess that's it
Back in the main dare universe
Ella just played with one of her plushies a little
Ella: Umm... I think my best example would be thinking of my own little plushie. You know how some have a name and backstory? I thought of one myself! Her name is Angela, and she's a snowy leopard who explores dimensions in search of new colorful plants! It was something I thought of after Sparky told me about dimensions and stuff. I just thought she could be cute.
Lapis: Hugh? O-oh right! Sorry, I completely forgot about the ask. Uhh... I've got nothing. I mean, I used to have an imaginary friend who was a tiger named Jack and I'd blame him for stuff. I swear, I didn't cause the candle to fall! That wasn't my fault Solar's drawing burned! I'd take blame for that! It was Jack!!
Diamond: You just said it was imaginary
Lapis: Well someone tipped the candle over! What's up anyway
Diamond: Rose, Jake and I were going into town today. And your bother said you need to get out of the house
Lapis: Oh come on! I'm fine!!
Diamond: Are you?
Lapis: Ok technically I'm not fine! But I've got a date today anyway so- oh my god I have a date with Trace!! You gotta help me!!
Diamond: How-
Lapis: I need a sweater to wear!!
Diamond: Since when do-
Lapis: I actually really like them but I've been against them for years for no reason, so please can I borrow one!?!!!
At this point she's on her knees begging
Diamond: Ok, ok!! You can have one of mine
Lapis: Thank you!! You're the best!!
Diamond: It's alright, just go enjoy it and please don't stain it
Lapis: I swear on my soul it will not be stained!
And she didn't stain it at all! But she did get some major stains on her pants without realizing
Thank you for reading! I honestly wasn't sure how to do this but uh... I think this'll do! Hope you enjoy Hatchlin! Anywayyy... we have something important to share! We have official art of Teen Sunshine!! I need to stress, I'm not good at art. I did my best, and still need practice! But here it is
Anyway, I hope you all enjoy the rest of your day, and the next. Byee!!!
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