Super Shenanigans Ask and Dare

42: Blackmail Sometimes Works

Lapis: Woh woah woah... why didn't anyone tell us the author accidentally hit the complete button for this story?!? We won't end these dares until the author gets fully done with us! And that's not happening for a long time!! So let's go back to the dare. For the record Hatchlin, that was a joke and honestly just an excuse to get a dare. It's completely forgotten! Wait... what was forgotten? Oh well. But if you want the author will give you the first elytra he finds on the pixelmon server, or an elytra now on the main server! But now I have this device that will let me go to any game I want. Hmmmmmmm...

The wheel behind her automatically spun but it landed on her

Lapis: Ha!! Even when story logic wants someone else to do it, I'm chosen! But what game to go to... hmm......

5 minutes of Battle for Bikini Bottom later

Lapis is teleported back into her room, with a huge amount of water, gasping for air

Lapis: I though *deep breath* game physics *deep breath* would let me *deep breath* breath!

She then passes out due to loss of energy and swallowing too much salt water. But Rose to the rescue who has the right berry juice to help and she got up fast

Lapis: Hugh. Strangely that berry mix tasted like a crabby patty

Rose: What happened?

Lapis: Long story short, went to a spongbob video game, nearly drowned, here we are

Rose: But you tried a crabby patty?

Lapis: No, I had one like 3 months ago when... it's a long story actually. I'm ready for bed

Rose: Why are you doing a dare in your pajamas?

Lapis: Was ready for bed, but after the author saw something weird apparently we got a dare and here we are

Rose: I still don't get who the author is

Lapis: Santa

Rose: So Santa is telling you to give us these dares?

Lapis: No it's- *sigh* I'm not explaining this today. Goodnight and thank you for not letting me die because of my own stupidity

She walks off, leaving Rose to wonder about things

Rose: (should I get her medicated for some form of Hallucinations? Is it right to? Spark would've taken care of it if was was a problem. So maybe I shouldn't worry about it. But I do feel bad she's imagining things that aren't real. But is it even right for me to question something that's probably personal? Maybe I should ask Solar. He may know)

As a final note, Hatchlin, I'll make it up to you somehow! First mew we find (if I find it) I'll give you you!