It was another regular day in the squad house. Most were still sleeping, but a few early birds were up. Ella, Sunshine, and Solar were all in the kitchen, enjoying their drinks before Pearl (or whoever was willing to make breakfast) made food
Solar: Oh! I just remembered!! It's big sis's birthday tomorrow!
Sunshine: And daddy's!
Ella: Why do they celebrate their birthdays on the same day?
Solar and Sunny both looked at her like she lost her mind
Solar and Sunny: They're twins
Ella: Oh right!! I keep forgetting. Wait, why did you say it's Lapis's birthday and not both of their?
Sunshine: Daddy doesn't like his birthday really
Ella: How come?
Solar: He has said it a lot of times. He has everything he could ever want so gifts aren't needed, he gets to spend time with his loved ones just celebrating Lapis's, and she loves her birthday so much, the joy she feels rubs off onto him so he doesn't really care about the fact he's ignored so many birthdays
Sunshine: From what I've heard, he's missed half his birthdays
Solar: Mom and Dad would make sure they both got to celibate their day even if big bro didn't want to, so when it became just us, he completely stopped celebrating his
Hearing this, Ella was getting sadder, and sadder. He's sacrificed his arm, his childhood, gone though so much, and he doesn't even take one day out of the year to celebrate himself!?! Well, as his awesome girlfriend, that's not gonna slide
Ella: I'm not letting him miss out this year. He's gonna enjoy it, whenever he likes it or not!!
A few hours later
Lapis: Sure, I'm cool with it. Just make sure I get some cake and I'm satisfied
Pearl: Then it's settled. We will throw Spark the greatest party he's ever had
Sunshine: 2nd. There's literally NO way we can beat the party that was thrown after the Piglin war
Rose: Greatest birthday?
Sunny gave a thumbs up
That's when the soon to be birthday boy came down
Spark: What's going on?
Everyone else: Nothing!
Yeah, he didn't buy it to say the least
Spark: Doesn't look like nothing
Sunshine: We have something going on, and it's a surprise!
Alex jabbed his elbow into her arm for telling him more then was needed.
Spark: Oh, alright. How long you need me gone?
Alex now feels bad for hurting his friend for no reason
Lapis: I'll come with you to keep you distracted
Spark: I can just be in the lab for the day or however long you need me gone
Solar: We don't want you to be alone
Lapis: My turn to be of use
She gets up, and and starts to drag him
Spark: I'll go willingly! No need to pull
Lapis: I need you out of here as fast as possible
Spark: portals are still an optio-

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