"So what you're saying is that I was right all along?" Dante looked to Shakira from the passenger seat.
"No. What I'm saying is that you had a very lucky guess."
Dolph leaned between Shakira and Dante. "Um, it kind of sounds like Dante was right all along."
"Ha!"
"Oh, shut up, both of you." Shakira looked back at the street. Finally, she was going the speed limit in town. "And you're sure that under Mr. and Mrs. McMuffin's house is an ocean under Iowa that no one ever knew about?"
"Positive," Dolph replied.
"And now all we need is a REALLY big hose?"
"Yup."
You see, this hose was very important to Dante's plan. Dante has been thinking about this for the past two minutes and knew exactly how to do it. Now, they just needed to get into the McMuffin's house to dig a hole in the middle of it. How else would they access the ocean?
"Dolph, go get like twenty shovels. This won't be easy." Dante yelled.
"Yes, sir. Ma'am. Sir. Ma'am. Si-" Dolph rambled.
"GOOO!" Shakira screamed at him.
Dolph ran out and came back like three seconds later with fifty shovels. The shovels were thrown in the back while Shakira slammed on the gas of the SUV and went to the McMuffin's.
"Hey guys. We need to borrow the ocean under your house. We're gonna dig a hole in your floor unless, oh I don't know, you wanna die or something." Dante told Kashondra McMuffin.
Kashondra grabbed Davindo, Lobertoon, and Ringlberg before sprinting out of the house screaming.
"Thank God they're gone. NOW DIG!!!" Dante yelled at Shakira and Dolph.
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The Chicken Zombies
ActionWhen all their classmates are brainwashed by eating questionable KFC chicken, it's up to idiot Dante and her best friend Shakira to defeat the city of Jimville's resident supervillain Ronaldo Rosenpinis!
