Chapter Zero: Interruptions

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Wassup mothershuckers.

Tis I, the frenchiest fry, your one and only favorite narrator, PEDRO.

*cue the Space Jam theme song*

I am, again, sitting in English class where I should be doing my report.

BBBUUUUUTTTTTTT....

Turns out doing that is reeeeally boring.

So I'm here.

Actually, I only have two minutes left of class so...

SHABLAM!

Just like that, school is over and I am in my natural habitat: the kitchen.

Also, sorry for interrupting that last chapter, but I'm gonna be real with ya, these past few chapters have kinda sucked.

Whatever.

I'll come back when I'm done with it and edit or something.

Anyway...

Let's go back to our regularly scheduled programming.

Also, I got bored so we're skipping to the next day.

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